Anuj Hegde

A dancer who never danced, A singer who never sang, A businessman who sold his ferrari poster, A philanthropist who is poor, A lover who was never loved.

[Anuj Hegde @iamblanknow]

@SamsungIndia @SamsungMobile Ive tried gazillion times over and over again and it still falls here when payment comes. Even the customer care could not help much. Please advise.

[Anuj Hegde @iamblanknow]

@SamsungIndia @SamsungMobile Hey, I've been trying to order my Pre-order coupon for S26 Ultra, Power Adapter and 2 years comphrensive protection; but its been failing since last 3 days non stop with the attached message. Ive tried all banks and all modes of payment but same msg

[Anuj Hegde @iamblanknow]

@SamsungIndia @SamsungMobile Hey, I've been trying to order my Pre-order coupon for S26 Ultra, Power Adapter and 2 years comphrensive protection; but its been failing since last 3 days non stop with the attached message. Ive tried all banks and all modes of payment but same msg

[Anuj Hegde @iamblanknow]

@iMoosabhai Mic check !!

[Anuj Hegde @iamblanknow]

@iMoosabhai Its cloud burst ...not rainfall....
Cloud burst can happen in Korangrapady also ... government ganta kuch Kar saktha hai cloud burst ka !!

[Anuj Hegde @iamblanknow]

@Ayudhika1310 @grok What is the latest news regarding the above tweet on her?

[Anuj Hegde @iamblanknow]

@LabourMinistry @socialepfo Mr.V.PJoy ...and to continue, this is your UMAANG app. The EPFO section is always like this, period.

[Anuj Hegde @iamblanknow]

Dear @LabourMinistry @socialepfo Mr. https://t.co/c7A6naulwe, Kindly review the performance of your passbook section on the website. It takes an eternity to access it—your server and system are painfully slow. A serious upgrade is long overdue.

[Anuj Hegde @iamblanknow]

Dear @LabourMinistry @socialepfo Mr. https://t.co/c7A6naulwe, Kindly review the performance of your passbook section on the website. It takes an eternity to access it—your server and system are painfully slow. A serious upgrade is long overdue.

[Amit Schandillia @Schandillia]

Why is India so dirty and undeveloped despite its demographic dividend and rich resources?

Just look at Dubai!
- Meh, oil money.

What about Singapore? No oil!
- Meh, tiny country easier to manage.

China? Same population as ours!
- Meh, dictatorship.

How about Europe? Democratic like us!
- Meh, no reservation.

America? They got both DEI and AA!
- Meh, 100-year head-start.

Even Korea is cleaner, same age as us!
- Meh, no minority.

How about Indonesia? 87% Muslims!
- Meh, lucky geography.

Even an Uzbekistan prettier, and it’s landlocked!
- Meh, help from Russia.

Japan hit barely in WW, zero help from Russia.
- Meh, helped by America.

Forget everything, even a Mongolia doing better.
- Meh…

There’s an excuse ready for every example if you’re patriotic enough. Because admitting our negatives is so un-Indian.

[Anuj Hegde @iamblanknow]

I will make an attempt to cut taxes for working professionals, and then I'll place an +4 Uno card. Colour is of their choice.

[Anuj Hegde @iamblanknow]

Sadly there was no Cocomelon channel back then.... !!

[Raghu @IndiaTales7]

10. North Korea's current leader Kim Jong-un with his first teacher, 1990

[Anuj Hegde @iamblanknow]

@NischalShetty Ninna punk Truth Beversi!!! Orrug Bala isathi...

[Anuj Hegde @iamblanknow]

@NischalShetty Shettre yeppa murkavar naman?? Avvu fees ... Undu deduction pandh ...Oorda poora Jaavaner keriyar atha marre !! Yedde avand eereg.

[Do Baniye - Credit Cards, Travel & Lifestyle @DoBaniye]

From Bangalore's 40°C Heat to 0°C Chill: Our Great Escape!

Fed up with the relentless Bangalore heat, we decided to escape to the mountains. 🏔️

Eager to explore new places, Manasi chose the charming hills of Darjeeling and Kalimpong for Sanket, while Sanket was excited to unveil the breathtaking beauty of North Sikkim to Manasi.

Our adventure was set: from sweltering 40 degrees Celsius to a refreshing 0 degrees, we were ready to discover the magic of these mountain paradises together.

Buckle up for our 10 day itinerary 👇

[Anuj Hegde @iamblanknow]

@nitin_gadkari ji, if someone could chair and look into the Bangalore ~ Mangalore route and let public know the completion date. It's been decade since it's start. @NHAI_Official

[Nitin Gadkari @nitin_gadkari]

The Chennai-Surat access-controlled Greenfield Expressway🛣 is taking form near Raichur.

This new 6-lane thoroughfare will traverse the districts of Raichur, Yadgir, and Kalaburagi in Karnataka, significantly reducing both travel time and costs.

#PragatiKaHighway #BuildingTheNation #GatiShakti

Courtesy: @grahakara, @dronemanYT, y2KPhotography

[Anuj Hegde @iamblanknow]

@iMoosabhai Guess time doesn't heal some things et al.

[Anuj Hegde @iamblanknow]

@iMoosabhai How about today's RCB match, come over!!

[Anuj Hegde @iamblanknow]

@OfficialStarAir No sight of snacks, water, food... luckily air is free, else they would NOT have provided it. REQUEST YOU TO PLEASE STOP YOUR BUSINESS AND SPOIL PEOPLES LIVES.

#StarAir #NoDailyFlights #NotConnectingRealIndia #DoNotFlywithStarAir #SanjayGhodawatGroup

[Anuj Hegde @iamblanknow]

@OfficialStarAir Passengers are creating huge ruckus in Airport and Staff is helpless and clueless trying to hide inside their nests. The management has no clue how to handle.

#StarAir #DailyFlights #NotConnectingRealIndia #DoNotFlywithStarAir #SanjayGhodawatGroup

[Anuj Hegde @iamblanknow]

@OfficialStarAir Passengers are creating huge ruckus in Airport and Staff is helpless and clueless trying to hide inside their nests. The management has no clue how to handle.

#StarAir #DailyFlights #NotConnectingRealIndia #DoNotFlywithStarAir #SanjayGhodawatGroup

[Anuj Hegde @iamblanknow]

@OfficialStarAir Passengers are creating huge ruckus in Airport and Staff is helpless and clueless trying to hide inside their nests. The management has no clue how to handle.

#StarAir #DailyFlights #NotConnectingRealIndia #DoNotFlywithStarAir #SanjayGhodawatGroup

[Anuj Hegde @iamblanknow]

@OfficialStarAir ONE of the WORST ...
I repeat WORST EXPIERENCE flying with you. Actually not one but many times; especially the flight from Gulbarga to Bengaluru. It's better to shut the business here than not flying most of the times. Rescheduled 4 times till now.

[Anuj Hegde @iamblanknow]

@OfficialStarAir ONE of the WORST ...
I repeat WORST EXPIERENCE flying with you. Actually not one but many times; especially the flight from Gulbarga to Bengaluru. It's better to shut the business here than not flying most of the times. Rescheduled 4 times till now.

[Mike Hoffmann @MikeHoffmann]

I found a guy who goes around the US asking 70 to 100-year-olds their:

• Biggest Regrets
• Biggest Lessons
• Advice to their younger self

Oddly enough, most of their answers are the same…

Here are my top 8: