Capt Jack

(Biology), (Food and Industrial Microbiology). Chelsea FC. NorseMan inna the Alpha Shores

[IG: yawdmonteet🇯🇲 🇬🇧🇺🇸 @colomboclaat876]

When your coworker tryna have a full blown convo at 7am in the morning:

[Capt Jack @iamcapt_jack]

My man 😂

[BB*Robin @Iusedtolovesun]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 top 3 videos of all time

[Adewale @Ace_KYD]

Dr. Lionel Messi. Department of Football Science, Applied Physics & Statistical Sorcery.

[Capt Jack @iamcapt_jack]

@Oche217 @sweet_naijabbc @offshore_mp D1 wey don get like 4 extra years before graduation declare HIT for final year exam week 😂 Agbe no be Akpo be that?

[Capt Jack @iamcapt_jack]

@sweet_naijabbc @Oche217 @offshore_mp Before head of agbalaba was structured for those in finals. Over ruggedity don make plenty ABs wey dey 100/200 levels dey drag ship.

[Capt Jack @iamcapt_jack]

@Mr_cduece @Oche217 @offshore_mp Plenty during my AB deck days lose deck compass. Na the ship make plenty of them remain for deck then. Immediately they HO. Them go hang leg.

[Capt Jack @iamcapt_jack]

@Iamifeany1 @Oche217 @offshore_mp Seek for counsel. Come channel 2

[Capt Jack @iamcapt_jack]

@Oche217 @offshore_mp Make D1 wey no wey no go graduate XY who up 😂

[Enyinnaya @enyinna_]

I always knew I couldn’t play Naija status games. On the one hand, I wasn’t raised that way. I grew up living completely as I liked, without optimising for status. But when I saw how expensive it is to live that freely in Nigeria, I just fine-tuned my long-term plans so I wouldn’t be tied to Naija.

So, I’m not trying to be a Naija “big man,” I’m not running for office, I’m not trying to get a Naija babe or accumulate more friends. This allows me to act freely, unless my safety or something more important is at stake, in which case I might have no choice but to act the part.

[Capt Jack @iamcapt_jack]

Like father like son.

[Chidi Anselm Odinkalu, CGoF @ChidiOdinkalu]

"The claimants claim that Jordan [@GovWike] agreed to facilitate the acquisition of 30 hectares of land at Katampe & 30 hectares at Guzape. They allege that Jordan told them the facilitation fee was $2.1 million, adding that $2 million was for his father, [@GovWike] the FCT Minister, while $100,000 was his personal fee.

They further alleged that the cash was delivered on September 26, 2025 in the presence of Adamu Sani, Aliyu Sarki, & Sai Wani, while Jordan was accompanied by one Onor Sandy.

The claimants claim that after receiving the money, Jordan neither delivered the land nor returned the money, & instead went incommunicado.

Defendant [Jordan Wike] Denies All Claims...."

https://t.co/vddzkSerTY

[Capt Jack @iamcapt_jack]

@___jackjohnson Love the songs curated

[Capt Jack @iamcapt_jack]

@_bdotdecember What’s a Nigerian pedicure?

[Capt Jack @iamcapt_jack]

True

[Leader @RozayPopping]

Actions have consequences. Redemption does not absolve you from the consequences of your past wrongs. Penance is not necessarily about you or your own absolution; it is also about those who have been affected by your actions along the way.

[Leader @RozayPopping]

Actions have consequences. Redemption does not absolve you from the consequences of your past wrongs. Penance is not necessarily about you or your own absolution; it is also about those who have been affected by your actions along the way.

[AKIN-MADE @bibzyCarter]

At a certain age, you must learn to be direct.

Say No, nobody will beat you.

[OLUCHI🫦 ( you have no funder) @Phatbabeluuu]

As a broke person who also loves helping people out with errands, you have to know when to stop it/ pause it. If you don’t, you will become their slave.

[TOIS 🌴 @sammie_boi02]

You may need this later 🙂

[PRESIDENT👑 @YURPRESIDENT]

Before u go post enjoyment for status
You need to hold like 20k take settle Whatsapp police😂

[Osaretin Victor Asemota @asemota]

During the Ibori era in Delta State, a property developer tried to work with the govt to get the owners of the Michelangelo Hotel in Sandton, SA to open a similar hotel in Warri. They sent one of their managers to do a site assessment. His conclusions were damning.

[𝑲𝒆𝒗𝒊𝒏 𝑮𝒓𝒊𝒎𝒎 @Its_KGrimm]

simplified egg fried shrimp rice recipe.