Chris Angles

IG: @thepourman @iamchrisangles @themdrngent @denlanymedia

[Chris Angles @iamchrisangles]

Wanted to have more faith in the @Cadillac 6.2 but I made it to 90k and it 😵. After waiting 5.5 hours last night @OnStar and @AAA_Travel finally picked me up. Hopefully if they swap the motor this doesn't happen in another 90k miles.

[Chris Angles @iamchrisangles]

Hire me @TigerWoods . I have approx 1mil miles driven about 750k miles driven professionally over the last 12 year. I’ll move to Florida and be your full time driver. @Vantablackcar is my company. Can be your cars or mine

[Chris Angles @iamchrisangles]

The Purge, but you get to fight a politician or bureaucrat. I’m fighting the ass hat that made it a requirement for vehicle manufacturers to add the auto stop feature when you come to a stop in your vehicle turns off. I’m whooping that motherfucker‘s ass (in GTA of course)

[Chris Angles @iamchrisangles]

Passenger prince to @Cadillac Supercruise listening to @Flagrant2Army @andrewschulz

[Chris Angles @iamchrisangles]

Just had a black dude speaking Spanish to me but when I looked at him clueless he said “I thought you were Mexican. But you’re the Mexican gringo” that’s a new experience 🤣

[Westminster FD @WestyFire]

Units are currently on scene at The Avalon Apartments, 10651 Westminster Boulevard, investigating smoke inside the building. Due to the large size of the building, we have numerous units on scene, investigating all possible sources. Several roads in the immediate area are closed.

[Chris Angles @iamchrisangles]

@kakarPathan_ It’s absolutely imperative that I raise

[Chris Angles @iamchrisangles]

I can’t believe we natives have such great representation like @SenWarren , and yet my indigenous daughter still had school today. do better, Colorado

[Chris Angles @iamchrisangles]

Shit. It was the Tylenol. Now I know why I'm retarded.

[Chris Angles @iamchrisangles]

@clownworld remember the joke we all loved from the comedians on the view? (Shane ripoff)

[Joe Rogan Podcast News @joeroganhq]

Ozzy Osbourne dies at 76.

This was his last performance... just days before. Rest in peace.

[Chris Angles @iamchrisangles]

Apparently Bigfoot went to see @theweeknd with @Vantablackcar

[Chris Angles @iamchrisangles]

@joeroganhq No thanks, commie.

[Chris Angles @iamchrisangles]

@Movie_tvshows_

[Chris Angles @iamchrisangles]

.@theweeknd need a car tonight?

[Chris Angles @iamchrisangles]

Call of Duty WWIII gonna be crazyyyy

[Chris Angles @iamchrisangles]

Chat. Is diddy cooked?

[Chris Angles @iamchrisangles]

A fool laments about a tear in his pocket, but a wise man knows it’s much easier to scratch his balls -Christocrates

[Chris Angles @iamchrisangles]

@carrotforlunch @ReddCinema And then there's you, who has it all 🫠