Damian Joyce

Cheeseburgerist. Regularly the child in the room

[Damian Joyce @iamdamoj]

@QldPolice what’s the legitimacy of this lic plate combo? 🤣

[Damian Joyce @iamdamoj]

@brisbanecityqld nothing quite like shrouding the Story Bridge in noxious black smoke in the name of progress.
I had a 9 year old genuinely upset but the impact of this one “show”.
BNE really a liveable city?
@abcbrisbane @brisbanetimes surely people are talking about this?

[Damian Joyce @iamdamoj]

@CSIRO this guy is multiple times louder than any cicada and I can’t find what it is

[NASA Webb Telescope @NASAWebb]

🌟 A star is born!

Behind the curtain of dust and gas in these “Cosmic Cliffs” are previously hidden baby stars, now uncovered by Webb. We know — this is a show-stopper. Just take a second to admire the Carina Nebula in all its glory: https://t.co/tlougFWg8B #UnfoldTheUniverse

[SEQ incidents @SEQincidents]

Southeast About an hour ago
Streets, suburbs expected to flood in huge tides this week
Motorists are being warned not to leave cars out overnight in low-lying areas of Brisbane this week as unusually high tides hit from tonight.

[Billycart @wearebillycart]

Thanks for featuring us in your newsletter @ProductHunt
https://t.co/aHAXLrFBb6
#fintechstartup #startup #fintech

[Damian Joyce @iamdamoj]

@book_world #AngusAndRobertson When you send the incorrect book via express post to an avid reader before a deserved long weekend #bookunfair #youdonebad

[Damian Joyce @iamdamoj]

@Qantas on hold for 2 hours, spoke to a friendly guy for 3 minutes then back on hold for 34 minutes before getting asked “how did I find my experience”.
Then I was hung up on 😔

[Damian Joyce @iamdamoj]

@brisbanecityqld surely you’ve had enough complaints about the traffic dramas Brisbane Grammar School are causing in the mornings?

[Damian Joyce @iamdamoj]

@adambspencer I thought I was losing my mind

[Damian Joyce @iamdamoj]

@CeliaPacquola how tf is this not you?

[Damian Joyce @iamdamoj]

@brisbanecityqld Cool thanks for the response Emma. With a little research atleast 2 of the 3 figs Eagle Streets Fig Tree Reserve are white figs

[Damian Joyce @iamdamoj]

@brisbanecityqld we have a veryy old, large and very unwell irreplaceable fig tree. Can it get some love ASAP? Calling all #Brisbane #Arborists
#brisbanecity @abcbrisbane @9NewsQueensland

[Damian Joyce @iamdamoj]

@ProductHunt Paddings primary use is not in sport

[Damian Joyce @iamdamoj]

Juggling nappy bags, carry-on and cranky baby @Qantas Platinum member leaves over ear headphones in seatback. Near last off plane…except employees. Get only an email address to send enquiry to. Two weeks later & nothing…#platinumservice? #noaccountability @qftravelinsider

[Damian Joyce @iamdamoj]

Here is your chance to join TeamTaylorMade along with DJ, Rory, Morikawa, Wolff, Fleetwood, Sierra Brooks, SH Park and Rickie! You too can have the new TP5 and TP5x Ball in your bag as an official TaylorMade Ball Tester. Apply now! https://t.co/7lDPl5ttTc #TeamTaylorMade

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

Photos from Starship SN8’s flight test → https://t.co/095WHX44BX

[Damian Joyce @iamdamoj]

@V8supercar anyone know where I can get a blow by blow feed of what happened in today’s race?

[Aurora Intel @AuroraIntel]

@planetlabs Manually generated overlay gif of before and after imagery of #Beirut Port, #Lebanon

[Damian Joyce @iamdamoj]

#shitshiela

[Damian Joyce @iamdamoj]

@Uber_QLD currently parked in a handicapped spot at Ashgrove West shops....booooo #shitbloke