@realDonaldTrump you had the opportunity to be FDR through this pandemic, but decided instead to be WTF. You lost the election, and you deserved to lose.
@ChuckGrassley Sen. Grassley, yes or no: do you presently smell toast? If yes, please have someone take you to the hospital because if you are having a stroke, you may end up like that “pidgin” if left untreated.
@MattMackowiak Your residing in a glass house puts you in a position unsuitable for throwing stones. You have no business criticizing anyone’s looks. How embarrassing for you.
TFW your friends are there for you from a safe distance. I’m humbled and overwhelmed by the love of the beautiful humans in this group, and tdixonaz Thanks for being the silver lining! ♥️nataliemerrillmusic… https://t.co/t0IjfTOyV1
Happy Halloween, welcome to the show. I’m your host, Conan O’Brien. My guest tonight is Troyumph, The Insult Comic Dog Wishing you all a safe and hilarious evening! @ConanOBrien triumph_the_insult_comic_dog… https://t.co/A7ly5AtD71
Is it opening night yet? It sure is! If you have a sick sense of irreverent humor, then you are one of our kind and should join us for a night of laughs at the [sic] Sense Theatre as we say goodbye to Summer. The… https://t.co/uDabJ2QFXa
That’s a wrap! It was a great to spend the weekend doing one of my favorite shows for @dillards at @womensexpouwe with some of the loveliest people. https://t.co/Q1TyGyncIU