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@ArseLegend The fact that Saka and Miles are (1) Still considered relative youngsters today and (2) both play further up the pitch, further shows the depth of the misery Arsenal fans were in, in 2019.
Omo we suffered sha.
Like how did we keep the faith, with this?! 🤣
HE WHO HAS EARS
Expected timeline for rumoured forceful conversion of $/£ accounts
1a. CBN warns all their friends of what is coming
1b. Politicians (who stashed over 40%) will transfer abroad. No major elections this year, so no urgent need.
2a. BDC (who roundtrip 40% in cahoots with every corporate and political thief) sell off at current prices and wait
2b. Banks go do small abracadabra using foreign branches and hedge themselves. Wherever the wind blows them must chop.
3. When everybody is ready they will give the go ahead to CBN and the remaining legitimate 20% force-sold at rates that will make you cry
3b. CBN declares victory & floods the media with the “good news” about the rates they pulled out of thin air.
4. Politicians bring back their loot
5. BDC buy, roundtrip, whatever.
6a. Their bonanza continues
6b. Foreign remittances avoid Nigeria like the plague
7. $/₦ becomes $1/ ₦2500
8. More businesses close
9. Hunger brings the rest of its family to Nigeria
10. We no dey gree for anybody, abi? Hunger no send!