michael_f

@man.united⚽
|•Messi•|🐐
Irrigation engineer in making 👷🛠️
mtumbuka waku Argentina 🇲🇼x🇦🇷

[Al-Ittihad Club @ittihad_en]

Cheating and still losing! 🔥🤷🏻‍♂️
#Alittihad_Alnassr

[ck49mvp @ck49mvp]

Fuck it I'm putting him in da Vinci conversations too now

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

August belonged to Bruno 🪄🎩

[Mary Munyoki @mcubedto]

That is nothing, during covid UK was having a meeting online. Malawi insisted to go physically. They were allowed 6 people. The six people were the president, his wife, daughters and son-inlaws.

[Peak Football @ukporo1]

How much fortune did you guys paid to hide this clip from the media. 😭😭

[Blossom🌸 @Bloseptnew]

“store”

[William “Big Willy” MacMillan @WilliamMac67]

“She’s out of your league”

Don’t you know everyone meets in the FA cup?

[! @ivdex]

حياتي بعد ما ميسي صار نرجسي ويعرف انه القوت

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Pele, Zidane, Best, Maradona, Cruyff, Ronaldo(s), Ronaldinho, even Thierry,this boy #Messi 's giving you all one helluva beating. #BestEver

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

*#MUNCRY. Wish we were playing Chelsea again, though...

[Borussia Dortmund @BlackYellow]

His reign of terror is finally over. 😭

In all seriousness, congratulations on a fantastic international career with Argentina, Leo. 🤝

[Alex❌ @Okoliwissdmxn6]

Messi calculated his achievements and realised there was never a debate.

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

The AFA has arranged for all matches across its men’s and women’s competitions on the next matchday to stop in the 10th minute for a minute of applause in recognition of Lionel Messi’s career with the Argentina national team 🇦🇷👏🐐

[Omo Barca⚽️🖤 @Tobs_fc]

Lionel Messi just dropped this on IG. It looks like he is bragging but I promise you everything on the receipt is true.

What is this flex. 😭❤️

[Luna M ✨ @tiredfeminist_]

I just found out that 365 is divisible by 73 and I’m very uncomfortable

[Premier League @premierleague]

✨

[Pain.𝕏 @GBarca_]

I will always love you.

[Petita Mwanza @petitamwanza]

When you realise "I did 4 years in college without ChatGPT" is the new "i walked 10 kilometres to school" line your parents bragged about😂🙌

[𝔅𝔩𝔞𝔠𝔨 𝔥𝔢𝔞𝔯𝔱🖤𝔅𝔩𝔞𝔠𝔨 𝔦𝔰 𝔭𝔬𝔢𝔱í𝔠 @Blackhearttts]

People who call radio stations to request for a song

[FIFA World Cup @FIFAWorldCup]

The little boy from Rosario grew up 🇦🇷🥹

#FIFAWorldCup