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[greg is not original @iamgregganz]

I just showed my wife how to concatenate two cells in excel and her amazement at that feat just validated my entire IT career

[greg is not original @iamgregganz]

@thekarldaly Yeah this season of everything is terrible all the time’ is getting predictable

[jim rose circus @jimrosecircus1]

National Geographic Picture of The Year. Black images are shadows of zebras. Zoom in and you will see zebras.

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

My houseplants watching me put water in the espresso machine

[Paul Charchian @PaulCharchian]

Laying in bed laughing like an idiot

[greg is not original @iamgregganz]

@blankspacer @AppleMusic @Spotify I mean honestly another u2 album would be a lot closer to something I may be interested in than the 10 country, 3 Trance Dance, and 50 ‘pop or hits’ lists they offer me

[greg is not original @iamgregganz]

@AppleMusic has like 20 years of my music listening history, i wish it would use it to actually, you know, recommend relevant music and playlists. @Spotify does this when you make an account #fight

[greg is not original @iamgregganz]

Somewhere a product manager cries to themselves ‘but who would want relevant custom stuff when we can just show the same 10 shit things for a fraction of the cost’

[greg is not original @iamgregganz]

@justatad @DavidLozzi Shit we do live in the future

[dylan sanders @DillySanders]

please remember to check your childrens candy this halloween season. i just found broncos vs colts on thursday night football in my sons fun size snickers.

[greg is not original @iamgregganz]

@thekarldaly @CicmilJovan

[Forrest Brazeal @forrestbrazeal]

new little song:

"The Re-Org Rag (I'm My Own VP)"

[greg is not original @iamgregganz]

@thekarldaly 🔥🔥🔥

[greg is not original @iamgregganz]

@OhNoSheTwitnt The hero we deserve

[Kreative Kontrol @VishKreative]

my son wrote this joke today:

Just found out I'm colourblind. That came out of the purple!

[Dōgen @Dogen]

japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no mexican food

what’s the point of owning a ferrari if you never take it to the track

[Dan Toomey @dhtoomey]

Every Massachusetts news story

[greg is not original @iamgregganz]

@thekarldaly

[greg is not original @iamgregganz]

@vxunderground Well someone has to release gta VI and it clearly wasn’t going to be rockstar

[Gay-briel @Ian_Gay_briel]

in massachusetts they spell booster shot "borcester shot"

[Nat @unfortunatalie]

Can't believe they are going to make a MAN queen. This woke nonsense has gone too far.