Sir Jason the Distant

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Minerva Ulch, I speak your name.

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@sblackmoore Well if it is such a dangerous offense, why does he still HAVE a doorbell? JFC

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@JustinAYoung @Phil_Lewis_ What? Facebook would never save that data and associate it with your profile and thus every purchase you've ever made or will make with the same account!

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@OhNoSheTwitnt I was going to tell a time-travel joke, but you didn't like it.

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@CalltoActivism So we are just going to memoryhole Arugulagate? And the Dijon Affair?

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@eliciadonze What an absolutely bizarre criticism.

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@NoContextBrits Her travel show on Netflix seems like it is just the Ali G shtick Cohen did years ago.

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@jpscattini @waltermasterson @downloaderbot

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@jpscattini @waltermasterson @SaveVidBot my people not on Twitter need to see this gold.

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@Stonekettle I mean I can see the bird’s CHIN WHISKERS FFS. I didn’t even know BIRDS HAVE CHIN WHISKERS.

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@Stonekettle My god I cannot get over how perfect that focus is. Damn. Superb shot.

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@Stonekettle Glowing as bright as a British tourist on holiday.

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@josephmarotta @scalzi If you are a man, you’re supposed to say “no homo” every time you feel or (shudder) express love for your wife. I thought everyone knew this.

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@EduardoHanzo @scalzi Completely missed on this take. You should delete it.

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@scalzi Fellas, is it gay to be married to a woman you love and like it?

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@LakotaMan1 Oh fuck yes.

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@GabbyGiffords The podcast Old Gods of Appalachia! @oldgodspod
The Bobiverse series of books by Dennis E. Taylor. The audiobook versions on Audible are great.

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@LeighWolf It’s not the “positive aspects” bit, it’s Donald Trump as a keyword. Same thing happens if you say “Tell the story of the Three Little Pigs in the speaking style of Donald Trump.” Even with refinements of “in a respectful, non-disparaging way.” That name is tagged as radioactive.

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@edburmila I'm guessing this is intended to be UT "burnt orange". Still ugly af.

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@joshuapbrown @MrGeorgeWallace Why you hatin on smell bro

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@MrGeorgeWallace Have you thought about coming over to https://t.co/EtKRGIxQam? Would be great to see you there.