jp scattini

editor/ producer/ head of socials: @channel5ivenews cohost: @glassslipping.

[jp scattini @jpscattini]

If people talked about condoms like they talk about vaccines

[jp scattini @jpscattini]

Mets really hard up for sponsors these days huh

[trin @glooomiii]

lmao get loved loser

get absolutely fucking treasured

[Channel 5 @Channel5iveNews]

Zohran Mamdani responds to Andrew Cuomo’s claim that “NY wouldn’t survive” a Mamdani Administration: “we survived Andrew Cuomo being the governor of this state, we’ll survive anything”

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If you don’t understand why Zohran won or what it means for New York, you should watch our election coverage

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What Zohran Mamdani’s victory means for New York City

[Channel 5 @Channel5iveNews]

We did in fact send a Coorespondent to this event and the full episode is now live - vibes were crazy

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We did in fact send a correspondent to this and the video is now live on Youtube

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We managed to infiltrate a "Young Professionals For Andrew Cuomo"/"Cool Girls for Capitalism" event this week. Video available now on our Patreon

[jp scattini @jpscattini]

We are so lucky to still be watching Steph Curry do his thing

[Joe Wrote @joewrote]

I found Mamdani's campaign rhetoric too soft, so I'd rather have Benjamin Netanyahu's lawyer win. I'm deeply committed to Palestine, as you can tell from the flag in my bio.

[icy @glacialkraken]

they got fuckin anti homeless benches in lumiose

[rh3ph @rh3ph]

Your future wife is on Badoo. She's on Hily. She's literally on Wizz. Dude she's on Yubo. She has a premium account on Duet. You'll find her on Boo. She's on Wink. Your soulmate is on Wink. Sign up for Wink and start swiping. Download Wink or you'll be alone for life.

[Gabe González @gaybonez]

oh brooklyn we're CANVASSING

[jp scattini @jpscattini]

LJ Cryer lying bout his height but he can hoop

[jp scattini @jpscattini]

@ghostamanita not enough people saying daisy grenade

[jp scattini @jpscattini]

The political operative blowing a HUGE lead to a guy who calls himself Rizzgod is so on the nose 😭😂 #survivor

[jp scattini @jpscattini]

Whole brooklyn bar just broke into a round of applause for the tommy devito progressive commercial

[jp scattini @jpscattini]

Michigan’s coordinators being named chip and wink is so funny to me

[jp scattini @jpscattini]

Just witnessed a shouting match in the 9pm screening of Weapons at Nitehawk in Brooklyn