jenny‼️

I can drive in mario kart and that’s all that matters

[jenny‼️ @iamjennyym]

picture this:
It’s May 26th 2023. The pools are open.
The lifeguard blows his whistle, “adult swim time”
I don’t move. The lifeguard stares me down. “Get out of the pool”
I reply, “no, I’m 18.”
Children gasp, adults weep, teenagers applaud me.
I’ve just peed the pool.

[jenny‼️ @iamjennyym]

@LAPUTAPANCHIKO Actually insane that he says Tommy uses Dream to promote himself when Dream literally made thousands off of Technos death

[jenny‼️ @iamjennyym]

@automaticsewer go buy your tickets already

[jenny‼️ @iamjennyym]

@cowscantlooklef One year on Halloween my brother got hit by a car

[jenny‼️ @iamjennyym]

when are they gonna find Amelia Earhart

[jenny‼️ @iamjennyym]

can tape cut off your circulation

[jenny‼️ @iamjennyym]

I wonder if anyone in Liverpool doesn’t have a liver

[jenny‼️ @iamjennyym]

@sam_epsteinn I got in 2 yesterday you’re welcome for not posting that one

[jenny‼️ @iamjennyym]

@nitzbenz

[jenny‼️ @iamjennyym]

oh…..

[jenny‼️ @iamjennyym]

SCHEDULED TWEET: it's been a year since trump supporters attacked the capitol. How was the rest of 2021 bc this was a rocky start

[jenny‼️ @iamjennyym]

Listening to jams that only jammers would jam to

[jenny‼️ @iamjennyym]

imagine a world

[jenny‼️ @iamjennyym]

@Sammykr1 punny! (no pun intended)

[jenny‼️ @iamjennyym]

@nitzbenz I got kn95s and they’re too small and even tying them doesn’t help, this is heartbreak

[jenny‼️ @iamjennyym]

@noracgrady @Sammykr1 that’s the group chat picture

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my grandpa forgot his shoes at our house today. We asked him what he wore on his feet and he did not know

[jenny‼️ @iamjennyym]

@josi_ew I will never let you live this down

[jenny‼️ @iamjennyym]

@Sammykr1 you literally said yes

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