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some linear relationship between maleficent and longhorn sheep, just can’t place it

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Mom pick me up they’re starting to lick the hint of lime off the chips

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@abbyybbaabby This is not true at all

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Euphoria this euphoria that, why don’t eu look phor who iasked??

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My Lang TA asked me if I was sober during my timed writing after reading it. Does a paragraph about terraforming Mars make me not sober??

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@noracgrady Carly Rae jepsen

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My joker origin story is that it takes me 6 minutes to complete the nyt mini crossword every morning

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Did Kim kardash name her brand after milk 🥛

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🅿️ this, 🅿️ that, can I 🅿️lease stop eating oranges

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@elonmusk @Tesmanian_com I’m excited to watch pancake flipping videos tomorrow

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@CalebLou1 This was my favorite phrase in 8th grade

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Gogurt is our generation’s penicillin

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*I did not break up with my dog. He was euthanized.

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I think my ex dog’s villain origin story was being an Israeli immigrant because he was antisemitic

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Curly haired people are colloquial Medusa spawns

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@sinopsisyt @Sammykr1 thanks for this nomination

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@josi_ew 11/10

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“I love you” - ok idc. “You would make it onto my annual end of year Instagram post” - okayyy now you’re talking

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The CDC announced that everyone with Covid has the cheese touch

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@iamjennyym @Sammykr1 One of my vocab words is punning

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Whenever someone abbreviates five nights at Freddie’s as fnaf I always think of my dog (fnak)

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Nowadays, true love is finding a disposable mask that fits my narrow face.