João Monteiro 🇵🇹

[Global Property Guide @GlobalPropGuide]

How home prices have changed over the past year (Q4 2025 vs Q4 2024):

Portugal: 23.6%
Romania: 14.9%
UAE (Dubai): 12.9%
Lithuania: 11.3%
Switzerland: 4.5%
Netherlands: 3.5%
Singapore: 3.3%
Sweden: 0.8%
Thailand: 0.6%
Canada: -6.2%
China: -8.5%

Note: These are nominal figures.

[Weather Watcher @WXWatcher07]

If you are in Portugal and Spain, I made a special graphic for the situation in the next 1-2 weeks. Share, repost, do what you can to get the word out.

Severe flash flooding and river flooding will affect more communities in the days ahead as we remain under a nearly non-stop spell of rain carried by a series of storms.

Hundreds of millimeters of rain are still to come, with totals getting as high as 300-500+ mm in central/northern Portugal and parts of Galicia.

To repeat, this is *additional* rainfall… on top of everything that has already fallen over the past several weeks. In addition to a major flood risk, some of these storms will bring strong winds, lightning, and bouts of hail. Cleanup efforts will be affected in areas violently struck by #Kristin.

This winter is no joke. Prepare accordingly.

[João Monteiro 🇵🇹 @iamjmonteiro]

@realmadrid @SLBenfica @KMbappe

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@elonmusk @elonmusk these numbers are vastly exaggerated!!! No doubt that legacy media has a clear agenda, but just Grok it! 😉

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@romeu Not a Portuguese tradition, Romeu! There’s a lot of 🇵🇹 Christmas desserts, but that’s certainly not one of them.

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@RadioGenoa I’m pretty sure that I’ve seen this video long time ago and it wasn’t related to this topic. @CommunityNotes can you check?

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@Acedouglas1 @datchughuy

[David @David_eficaz]

3. El sonido de 2.008 personas tocando tambores juntas en la ceremonia de apertura de los Juegos Olímpicos de Pekín 2008

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@JoanaMortagua Num País em que 80% da população ativa trabalha no setor privado, É SÓ RIDÍCULO CHUMBAREM benefícios fiscais que promovam a que as empresas apoiem os seus colaboradores! Deixa-te andar BE 👌🏼

[DramaAlert @DramaAlert]

Hackers just dropped the hardest AI music video of all time. 😂😂

[Pericles @PerryALPHA]

Palate cleanser after the Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson "fight"

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@Numeiro

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@netflix @MikeTyson @jakepaul @MostVpromotions No buffering in 🇵🇹

[Gladiators zone @Gladiatorszonee]

The 25 greatest marketing ads of all time:

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@ManUtd His home is at Estádio da Luz @SLBenfica! This is just a nice Airbnb 😂 Go Amorim 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼

[Isa @isaperezxx]

There’s a guy on tiktok who owns a company where you can complain about your boss anonymously and he goes to your work and cuss them out for you 😂

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@LiamHealy16 Also good!

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@LiamHealy16 Definitely this one @NateDiaz209 💪🏼

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@Numeiro Horrível pá! Um carro brutal com uma cor de merda!

[Felix Lee @felixleezd]

Steve Jobs on how to perfect product design (genius playbook).