Manusia 1/2 Kalong

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[sho @sakusajpg]

Gak salah sih

[kale @kalistohenituse]

"Politik mah ga ngaruh ke kehidupan gue"

[Manusia 1/2 Kalong @iamkalong]

@radenwahjoeve @abayysickkvnt @strootsys Mulai deh fans dodo ngambing hitamkan Bruno lagi, benci bencian ke Bruno lagi, ah shit here we go again

[T̶X̶T̶ ̶D̶A̶R̶I̶ ̶K̶A̶R̶A̶W̶A̶N̶G̶ @txtdrkrw]

Melihat kondisi negara saat ini, jadi inget materi stand-up nya Ridwan Remin. Visioner bgt emang beliau 😅

[Manusia 1/2 Kalong @iamkalong]

@landpalestine W Speed 👏

[Manusia 1/2 Kalong @iamkalong]

@pangeransiahaan 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[muklas @mukaikhlas]

NYEMBURRRR😭😭😭😭😭

[mass @massdowman]

orang tua ke anaknya

SMP: JANGAN PACARAN
SMA: JANGAN PACARAN
KULIAH: JANGAN PACARAN

KERJA : kamu udah ada calon belum? buruan cari, papa mama udah mau pengen cucu

[Manusia 1/2 Kalong @iamkalong]

@utdfocusid Akh istri Casemiro yaa, kita semua jatuh hati sama dia juga kan? Selain kita punya Casemiro yang kita cintai, kita juga punya sosok perempuan yang mencintai kita, yang menganggap Manchester adalah rumahnya. Memang hangat sekali mbak Anna ini 🫠

[Manusia 1/2 Kalong @iamkalong]

@utdfocusid TONALI

[p× @Pxndejo_]

Es por qué son la generación ZZZ y no la XXX

[Manusia 1/2 Kalong @iamkalong]

@strootsys Sumpah suka banget sama keluarga ini

[SO? @noor_supernova7]

If you hate israel, repost this.

I want to test something.

[Manusia 1/2 Kalong @iamkalong]

@JalanArsenal Sudah sudah. Saya kasih satu fakta yang cukup menyakitkan ya ndal, MU banter era (after Sir Alex) masih jauh lebih baik daripada Arsenal golden era (after Wenger) 🤣🤣

[Premier League @premierleague]

Win the ball challenge: Difficulty level, Carrick ball 😮‍💨

@ManUtd

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

A u r a ❤️‍🔥

[narkosun @narkosun]

Ada ayah dilaporkan hilang.

Anaknya menggambar sketsa wajah ayahnya. Dan……. ga expect, ternyata akurat.

🤣🤣🤣

[Football Talk @FootballTalkHQ]

🗣️ Bruno Fernandes: "I will never forget where I was when I was given the opportunity to come here four years ago. I was standing in the closet in our bedroom in Lisbon. My agent had rang me up around 10 o’clock at night, and my daughter was only three years old at the time, so that was bedtime for us. I went into the little closet to be quiet. I always told my agent, during my whole career, “I never want to hear about any transfer until it’s 100% real. I don’t want to be distracted unless there is an offer.”

So I knew if he was calling me at that hour, something was going on.

I shut the door and I said, “Miguel? Yeah?”

He said, “Are you ready to hear the news?”

I said, “About what?”

“About going.”

“Going where? Spurs?”

“United.”

“Are you joking?”

“No, no. I’m serious. United. It’s done. It’s just on you now. What do you want to do?”

I didn’t even reply. I started fighting back tears. But you know the feeling when you are trying to hold it in, so the other person doesn’t realise you’re crying, and you can’t even speak?

He said, “Bruno? Bruno? Hello?”

At that moment, my wife, Ana, comes looking for me in the bedroom.

“Bruno??? Bruno???”

She opens the door.

“What’s going on? Why are you in the closet?”

I said, “It’s Miguel. He just called. He’s saying United want me.”

She said, “Wait ...... Are you crying?”

I told her, “I don’t know! I think it’s happiness!”

[Manusia 1/2 Kalong @iamkalong]

@dontyovdare Milf vs young boy