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[867-5309 @iamlejennd]

Saw @Shanemgillis last night, which was amazing, but @mattwritesbooks was an opener and his opening joke was just talking about his baby’s “pussy” and then 5 minutes later said “I’m a pretty horny guy”. Crowd was silent… weird shit. Guess they’re just being Pedos on main now…

[Deanna Schwartz @deannaschwartzz]

Biden looks like he's about tell you the tribe has spoken

[867-5309 @iamlejennd]

I’ve had to repost this too many damn times.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

ACCURATE.

[867-5309 @iamlejennd]

@Lucy_Palia @playPalia How did you build on the pond???

[867-5309 @iamlejennd]

If TikTok gets banned im gonna have to come back to twitter and I don’t think any of y’all want that

[867-5309 @iamlejennd]

@playPalia can you please announce when the bug updates will be pushed

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Taylor Swift just chugged a beer when she was shown on the video board at the Super Bowl .

[rad thing (bunny hop) @Rad323]

YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DOUG. GROW UP, BRO.

[Megan Kelly @mmegankelly]

Women in sports!!!

[🐍castles crumbling @thelakessnakes]

Watching the game on nick was a good choice

[fafa @frhchk]

CEASEFIRE NOW #GRAMMYs

[867-5309 @iamlejennd]

Tweeting while your boyfriend who follows you is also in the same room as you is so embarrassing tho. Im bout to block him fr @ItWasAGood_DAY

[867-5309 @iamlejennd]

I’m also only ever on Twitter anymore to follow big brother live streams so I apologize in advance to people from real life, don’t mind me

[867-5309 @iamlejennd]

The way the feeds are out of sink for WBRB is actually what my brain sounds like all the time. #bb25

[867-5309 @iamlejennd]

Thank you Rhianna for giving us nothing and everything all at once.

[867-5309 @iamlejennd]

@practicalmaqic Not great

[867-5309 @iamlejennd]

@laur_aaaaye @halsey Was reimbursed from Ticketmaster immediately but no confirmation that we actually get firefly tix

[867-5309 @iamlejennd]

@halsey Don’t forget about your Marylanders 😓