Brandon Lang Jr.

the dude abides

[Brandon Lang Jr. @iamluckbox]

This coverage of the NCAA D1 natty is just terrible. I don’t want to watch Preston Stout taking 45 seconds to pull the trigger over the golf ball.

[Brandon Lang Jr. @iamluckbox]

LeBron gotta just let his shit go. #shaveit

[Brandon Lang Jr. @iamluckbox]

If I remembered my what I learned in school as good as song lyrics I woukd be valedictorian at Harvard.

[Brandon Lang Jr. @iamluckbox]

What’s up with old heads coming to piss right next to you at the urinals and looking at your cock. They don’t try to be sneaky either. Just straight at your cock

[Brandon Lang Jr. @iamluckbox]

Did you really go to Coachella if you didn’t post a photo dump on Instagram with your ass and tits out?

[Brandon Lang Jr. @iamluckbox]

These hoes act single all year and then sneak a picture of their man on Valentine’s Day probably hoping and praying that the dude they really want don’t see it. Women are not to be trusted.

[Brandon Lang Jr. @iamluckbox]

@TheRealMcKoy85 They only gave up 13 right?

[Brandon Lang Jr. @iamluckbox]

I’ve been doing a lot of thinking recently and I’ve come to the conclusion that I would rather have a gay son than a whore of a daughter.

[Brandon Lang Jr. @iamluckbox]

Rylan Griffen is a fucking problem. Get him off the court!!

[Brandon Lang Jr. @iamluckbox]

Will Baker be investigated for shaving points after tonight? This is an elite NFL quarterback.

[Brandon Lang Jr. @iamluckbox]

I am completely against the WNBA. But Aja Wilson is tough. Much respect.

[Brandon Lang Jr. @iamluckbox]

@huckinbees Yes.

[Brandon Lang Jr. @iamluckbox]

This US team has some FIGHT!!! #USA

[Brandon Lang Jr. @iamluckbox]

Fat people should have to buy two tickets on airplanes.

[Brandon Lang Jr. @iamluckbox]

The referees on the OU - Auburn game yesterday should be publicly executed. Probably the worst officiated game I have ever seen. #WDE

[Brandon Lang Jr. @iamluckbox]

Why is my SEC network running through commercials for 10 minutes. I want to watch the Vols

[Brandon Lang Jr. @iamluckbox]

@pedersen44 Nice job bud @ChristianPed87

[Brandon Lang Jr. @iamluckbox]

Fuck @chipotle you fucking losers. Put sufficient meat on shit.

[Brandon Lang Jr. @iamluckbox]

I might as well lube up my asshole before I go into chipotle because I know I’m gonna get fucked. In every aspect. Portions, the way the wrap my burrito. Everything

[Brandon Lang Jr. @iamluckbox]

WNBA is the worst product I’ve seen in a long time. The men I see supporting these teams are dickless cucks. The refs are the shits too