Matthew P. King

I make songs, often with AEP. English man in Wales but, forever lost. I make sandwiches so I can buy food at the #NYDCDF

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@katereavill But can we still have dogs?

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@katereavill Wuss.

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@McDonaldsUK McDonald’s in sixfields, Northampton looks a tip. Also, I don’t think the staff grasp the idea of “fast food”

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@strange_flowers Haaa awwwwyah

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this morning I was the egg man, now I feel more like the walrus (I am the walrus please) #NP6Music

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@nationalexpress For all the good it’ll do (which by the way, I obviously expect to be non) I have filled out the complaint form. It’s shocking how closed off from its customers a company like yours is.

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@nationalexpress waiting in ntown to go to London on the 455, bus was due at 14:35, it’s now 15:20. Very unhelpful NE phone service can you shed any light? Tracker says it was running 5 mins late.....

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@nationalexpress I can. I’m on it. I can also confirm that after talking to two members of your customer service team, they are very bad at their job. Not just one person, two. Apparently I’m not entitled a refund on an hour late service?

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@BBC6Music ahhh what an opener! Love “the band” on this track, the organ and guitar!! and great lyrics as ever from bob “he just smoked my eyelid and punched my cigarette”

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@realDonaldTrump So it's not at all down to the state of our country, just terrorism isit?

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@ughitsbecky Whenever you want pally xo

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@ughitsbecky And yeah I have to be careful... even when I've played with them you start to forget the simplest shit and it gets annoying haa

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@ughitsbecky Citalopram... old faithful. I tried to stick with it a month as the side effects should have calmed down but it was still so intense!

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@ughitsbecky The dr was good, he gave me Valium while I changed medication awwww yeeeaaahhh

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@ughitsbecky ... clammy all the time. Basically all the bad parts of MDMA or something. I chipped my teeth grinding then in my sleep, constant gurning!

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@ughitsbecky I was on it for a month before my dr took me off. Couldn't sleep but could nap, couldn't eat, felt sick...

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@HertsPolice look how happy he is on his phone ☺️

[Virgin Media ❤️ @virginmedia]

#FIFA18 kicks off today. Gettin prepped like… #RaiseYourGame

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@andyjcrofts @BBC @BBCLater @paulwellerHQ Was watching on my phone when you popped up with a live instagram agggh - ruddy good show old chap

[Windy Beaver @WindyBeaver]

Russell Brand is a tiresome, pretentious prick