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• I give bad advice confidently.
• My hobbies include ignoring phone calls.
• 99% sarcasm. 1% low battery.

[MP𖤐 @MagicalPep]

Before getting paid: After getting paid:

[molola🫧🌸 @Lolaschanne]

Economy so bad you will be thinking you made financial mistake but all you did was buy bread.

[NARUTO @pureregret]

Found $40 on the ground. Not life changing money, but lunch changing money

[ً @ImAVeteran_]

Dudes named Frank will be like “let me be frank” but they already are

[Obiaa boa 🤷🏽‍♂️ @KwabenaSakyi__]

if you use condom, you fit get cancer, if you no use condom, you fit get HIV/STDs, if you decide not to have sex, you fit get prostrate cancer. Charley just choose how you wan take die😂

[Blissful✨ @just_Enhle07]

Banks should remove transaction fees and make us watch ads instead. 😭😭

[ℋann @heavendosed]

“You got a whole life ahead of you” don’t threaten me like that

[zito 🥷 @kiziton_]

Calmest nigga ever but watch how you speak to me

[Brook @brooktimbe_]

To whoever is getting laid today, go an extra round for me, i ain't getting shit

[Lila @mhariamx]

You are all against alcohol and sugar now. But who was there when your life was falling apart? sure wasn’t salad

[D @deeprivac]

this girl fainted infront of me today at the mall and they were saying it was probably cos of her low iron but deep down i know the real reason was cos of how good my trim was

my barber done me so nicely, he said it should be illegal for how sharp it is.

[Bingus @elongatedscrote]

Jerking me off is called milking the goat

[Esluva 🎀 @Vesper_2005]

"incorrect username or password"

BITCH, WHICH ONE IS IT!!!!!

[Reechmilly @Reechmilly]

A nigga deserves at least one chapter where shit finally works out for him without everything coming with a lesson

[˗ˏˋ zozo 🕷️ @y3onzbmi]

Suicidal person: "i swear on my life"

[v! @Vullety]

he got that bikini bottom workout plan lmaooo

[Paragon│Boost Gaming PC Performance @ParagonTweaks]

Windows is using AI to decrease your PC Performance while Gaming and Streaming

Do these Settings to Disable and Improve System Usage on Windows 10/11 Computers

(Increased FPS + Reduced Latency) More Info Below!

[Falcons ImperialHal @ImperialHal]

You guys think I need more controllers ????

(This is only half of them )

Double block scrims 5 PM CT

Live now ! https://t.co/pyK4hiVcbb

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

“Men are supposed to lead”

- a bitch that don’t listen