Morganelle Haviv

random thoughts from a sleep deprived mum

[Morganelle Haviv @iammorganelle]

Fast forward two years and I’m engaged with a kid... HA HA HA DONT KID YOURSELVES WOMEN

[Morganelle Haviv @iammorganelle]

Boy: "I have feelings for you..."

Me:

[Morganelle Haviv @iammorganelle]

It’s meeeee. And I’m back on twitter. Go follow my new jewelry account! @maxedtime

[Morganelle Haviv @iammorganelle]

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[Morganelle Haviv @iammorganelle]

Here’s the real question when is @marksandspencer going to come to Atlanta? And convert all these @Target shoppers...

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

When I tell my wife I changed a diaper.

[Morganelle Haviv @iammorganelle]

@nicolawhiteley I’m not sure I think it was rented for something 😂

[Morganelle Haviv @iammorganelle]

@Sainttales83 DUDE

[Morganelle Haviv @iammorganelle]

It’s 2018 and people are still dying in mass shootings, but don’t worry we’ve banned straws.

[Morganelle Haviv @iammorganelle]

There are some things in this world that aren’t ok. Like being worried to text or dm your friend/sister/brother due to the fact he/she has a controlling boyfriend/girlfriend.

[Morganelle Haviv @iammorganelle]

@yournumber1dad Not sure lol I’ll ask 😂

[Morganelle Haviv @iammorganelle]

THIS MORNING I WOKE UP TO MAX BIDDING ON A STAPLER FOR $1000 just because it’s Dwight’s from the office...

[Morganelle Haviv @iammorganelle]

Last week I woke up and max had booked us a trip to NYC because he saw a chef make a pasta dish he wanted... I LOVED this surprise

[Morganelle Haviv @iammorganelle]

Last week I woke up and max had booked us a trip to NYC because he saw a chef make a pasta dish he wanted... I LOVED this surprise

[Morganelle Haviv @iammorganelle]

Dear basic girls. Music midtown is NOT an edm festival. Stop wearing glitter and pasties.

[Christopher @cehm27]

People in Europe can literally speak 3+ languages fluently, travel to so many countries, and experience different cultures. Meanwhile many Americans can barely grasp English and bash minorities at Walmarts for speaking to family members in their native language.

[mat @matter4x]

we like ass now. open up booters

[Morganelle Haviv @iammorganelle]

@a_shiff_ Booties and burgers... aka BOOTERS 😂😂😂

[AKIRA THE DON @akirathedon]

Sweet, smiling Tom

Never deleted a post
Never suspended an account
Never rearranged a timeline

You gave us everything and we forsook you 😓

[cam @cam_notdiaz]

this is the soulja boy i didn’t know i needed

[Timothée Chatroulette Just With Less Rights @lizzdick]

I think it was Ghandi who said NEVER check your work email past 7pm, and you know what I trust him