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Being on this app has convinced me that the short bus should have been the long bus.

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@HillbillyJimD @James7769613823 @wayofftheres They wanna make sure flock sticks around so they can stalk their ex’s better

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@RIP_Virgil2026 @sapp742 @Ferengi_Fiscal I hear you can find a lot of food in dumpsters too, just brush it off and it’s fine. Damn youngsters

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@swelteduniverse @rob_bohanan @FadeAwayMedia I’ll take the other 2

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@FlowersAgainst I really wish I liked liver… I’ve tried it in so many different ways but I always end up having to stir fry it in with other meat and veggies

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@hoshizorarock I hope one of us gets a chance some day! I’ll report back if and when I do 🫡

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@hoshizorarock Ohhh, that’s actually something I have wanted to try! Haven’t had a chance though 😔

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@AverageSizeAndy What sound does a bare assed fart make on that mat?

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@InsightGrid357 She’s scary 😓

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@FunnyPurpleDoge How did you learn how to draw so good? I can’t draw at all

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@tonystyles80 @ComicDaveSmith @DefiyantlyFree Why is a canadian here

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@ComicDaveSmith @DefiyantlyFree Dammit, but I get all of my political opinions from insurrection barbie 😔

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@MrLeadslinger A world where something like flock works like they claim and doesn’t get abused, is a world where flock is not necessary.

All of this crap relies on us believing the people in charge are all good people

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@wes_chu @jeremykauffman Lol, I’m not here to argue with people on the internet about burritos, I am just very curious what set this all off. If you can point me to a tweet or something I would appreciate it very much, if not no biggy! I’ll find it when I have time 😁

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@artfuIchaos Why did I know you were an indian recycling old viral shit?

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@mkultra_90 @lporiginalg We don’t have the best nipple technology yet

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@RobotPerson78 @YourTShirtSucks Oh man this reminds me of that fat chick a few years back that told the internet she had anorexia and somehow managed to keep a straight face. She was a model or something, because that word means nothing anymore.

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@wes_chu @jeremykauffman Hey can someone point me to where this all began please? Why is everyone fighting over burritos

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@Morrigan_Astro @BenZuckercorn @BSLivesMatter He got very upset over something I had already said was a joke 🤣

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@Morrigan_Astro @BenZuckercorn @BSLivesMatter I realize now maybe I could have worded that better to let people know I was joking. If my child needs a nanny I would go with a human, dogs aren’t great at preparing meals.

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@GermanicFren Gurpreet gonna ban your ass man