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Is it necessary to write a bio..?

[निखिल पाटील @iamn0ob]

Love marriage? They check caste/religion.
Arrange marriage? They check kundli.

Looks like love was never part of the syllabus. 😂

[निखिल पाटील @iamn0ob]

Everyone remembers me,
but no one appreciates what I do.

[निखिल पाटील @iamn0ob]

I was only a chapter in her story,
but I’m the one writing my own.

#savage

[निखिल पाटील @iamn0ob]

At least my hair changed color.
Yours changed location.

#savage

[निखिल पाटील @iamn0ob]

She broke up with me because of religion,
now she’s praying to our gods for wealth..

#Hippocrisy

[निखिल पाटील @iamn0ob]

Jab hum love marriage ki tayari kar rahe the,
tab ghar walon ne caste beech mein laa di.

#LoveIsLove #ModernIndia

[निखिल पाटील @iamn0ob]

Hey @BurgerKingIN,

Why order is still not received at my address
Already took more than one hour

@Swiggy @zomato @mcdonaldsindia

[निखिल पाटील @iamn0ob]

@eatclubsupport
Why does my order get delayed every 2–3 days? I ordered food at 5:26 PM, and it’s still not delivered. What a pathetic service! You don’t even have a customer care no at least other delivery partners are willing to speak with their customers.
@jagograhakjago

[निखिल पाटील @iamn0ob]

Today, iPhone and gold cost almost the same. Next year, the iPhone will be half the price and gold will be double. That’s why I trust gold, not Apple.

#ThoughtForTheDay

[निखिल पाटील @iamn0ob]

If karma doesn’t catch up with the people who hurt me, I’ll do it myself.

[Mr Sinha @Mrsinha]

Shocking news coming from Vadodara : Muslim youths pelted eggs at Lord Ganesha’s idol..

Police have arrested 3 accused – Sufiyan, Shahnavaz & Salim Mansuri and they're getting good treatment...

[निखिल पाटील @iamn0ob]

When your dream feels out of reach,
break it down into achievable goals.

[निखिल पाटील @iamn0ob]

Sometimes, God doesn't give success to certain people because He knows that even when they have nothing, they still don't value the people who stand by them. If He gave them success, imagine what they might do.

#quoteoftheday

[Anushka Gupta @Anushqq]

His wife divorced him after 1 year of marriage & took alimony just bc he lost his job.
After 4 years of divorce she saw on his FB post that he has bought a Mercedes so that Bhikarin goldigger sent him a legal notice asking for 2Cr 🤣

[निखिल पाटील @iamn0ob]

Dear @zomato @zomatocare
Is this any issues in my address every day order getting delayed
never delivery comes in before time;
I guess your delivery partner is @flipkartsupport

[निखिल पाटील @iamn0ob]

My current situation
Week Days - Far from home 🥺
Weekend - Homecoming 😁
Week Off - Go from home 🙂

#x #thoughtoftheday

[Manya @CSKian716]

Tribute to USA.

[निखिल पाटील @iamn0ob]

We live in a society where marrying your niece or being in a relationship with aunt is fine,
But marrying or being in a intercaste/inter religion relationship with a girl or boy is punishable...!

#society

[निखिल पाटील @iamn0ob]

@HamsterCEO UQDkJWTfnrqyFZFaHINRcqA822a5OjliuudeXduHH6-LJXHh

@pikaso_me plz screenshot this

[निखिल पाटील @iamn0ob]

RCBW vs RCBM
Still RCBM will be loose this match..

#IPL2024 #SRHvsRCB