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things my friends have said

[ili @iamnotagiraffe2]

I have labubu in my mouth

[ili @iamnotagiraffe2]

No reverse cowgirl cause you can’t turn your back on family

[ili @iamnotagiraffe2]

Mint Oreo 

[ili @iamnotagiraffe2]

I was his first bird 🦅

[maybe: tay @taybaum9]

“he’s so WEIRDDDD… im adding him to my private story”

[maybe: tay @taybaum9]

“im tryna find out what these light switches do”
“What’d that one do?”
“Turned off the light”

[maybe: tay @taybaum9]

if we were the same age I’d still be older than you

[maybe: tay @taybaum9]

at home i have big cup i drink big tea

[ili @iamnotagiraffe2]

We do what boys think girls do at slumber parties, like put lotion on eachother naked and braid eachothers hair

[ili @iamnotagiraffe2]

“I’m a lover girl”
“You’re a slut”

[ili @iamnotagiraffe2]

It means they like cock in their butt

[ili @iamnotagiraffe2]

That was a temu wagon

[maybe: tay @taybaum9]

“my body is aclimatized to the weather here” .. “do you mean acclimated?”

[maybe: tay @taybaum9]

“this guy smells like truffle, I’m gonna throw up”

[ili @iamnotagiraffe2]

No one died in the fire except those who did

[ili @iamnotagiraffe2]

Get a load of this couch potato

[ili @iamnotagiraffe2]

Game is game

[ili @iamnotagiraffe2]

They washed the black out of her

[ili @iamnotagiraffe2]

@taybaum9 DEAD ur not my best friend ur my girl friend

[maybe: tay @taybaum9]

oh u think that’s ur best friend? well does she have a picture of u in underwear as her lock screen? that’s what i thought