maybe: tay

got all the time in the world, so for now im just chillin

[maybe: tay @taybaum9]

“goodbye, don’t pierce anything else..” -dad

[ili @iamnotagiraffe2]

I was his first bird 🦅

[maybe: tay @taybaum9]

“ohh fuck ya, we’re watching ratatouille.” happy new year ig

[ili @iamnotagiraffe2]

We do what boys think girls do at slumber parties, like put lotion on eachother naked and braid eachothers hair

[maybe: tay @taybaum9]

“im tryna find out what these light switches do”
“What’d that one do?”
“Turned off the light”

[maybe: tay @taybaum9]

if we were the same age I’d still be older than you

[maybe: tay @taybaum9]

at home i have big cup i drink big tea

[maybe: tay @taybaum9]

“he’s so WEIRDDDD… im adding him to my private story”

[maybe: tay @taybaum9]

“He’s so fuckin lame. I can’t believe I dated him… it’s one thing that he was a fat loser, but LAME?”

[maybe: tay @taybaum9]

“…I’ve never seen a pregnant seagull..?”

[maybe: tay @taybaum9]

“my body is aclimatized to the weather here” .. “do you mean acclimated?”

[maybe: tay @taybaum9]

“this guy smells like truffle, I’m gonna throw up”

[maybe: tay @taybaum9]

“Evita why does your car smell like that?”
“Ok thank you, so you smell it too?”
“It’s a very odd smell..”
“It’s… rotting carrots”

[ili @iamnotagiraffe2]

@taybaum9 DEAD ur not my best friend ur my girl friend

[maybe: tay @taybaum9]

oh u think that’s ur best friend? well does she have a picture of u in underwear as her lock screen? that’s what i thought

[maybe: tay @taybaum9]

“you act like im never nice”
“you called me a RAT, TAYLOR”
“..I said that the rat was hot tho”

[maybe: tay @taybaum9]

i am honored & grateful that you have invited me to your daughter's wedding... on the day of your daughter's wedding.

[maybe: tay @taybaum9]

“He had a ravioli meltdown”

[ili @iamnotagiraffe2]

He’s a butter face

[maybe: tay @taybaum9]

“any other time you’d walk past a table of a guy and girl at dinner & see a phone propped up with game on, you’d assume it’s the guys… but it’s yours..”

[maybe: tay @taybaum9]

send help, @iliargir and I are in search of pay pigs. where they at