Mike D

just a sad red sox appreciator

[Mike D @iamnottaco]

@kitten_beloved Reinstate the Kamehameha monarchy and negotiate a treaty akin to the USFG’s relationship with Native American tribes.

[Mike D @iamnottaco]

@ProudBavaria One of the more plausible alt history scenarios I’ve seen tbqh

[Mike D @iamnottaco]

I wish they would add more roleplaying elements to OOTP baseball, like letting you hire an assassin to kill your owner.

[Mike D @iamnottaco]

@LukeLuketreesss @bathcat Impossible to collect the steam to drink. It’s very hot and it floats away too fast.

[Mike D @iamnottaco]

@mrgracemugabe r/movies won’t want to tell you, but it’s Sátántangó

[Mike D @iamnottaco]

@anglopjdst @BovrilG Ez. I’d just make a shield wall until he runs out of arrows.

[Mike D @iamnottaco]

@dead_baseball While both the salary cap and draft changes are obviously wage suppression moves by the owners, I feel there is a stronger “good for baseball” argument behind funneling star players into NCAA baseball. Boosting college baseball would raise the sport’s profile as a whole.

[Mike D @iamnottaco]

@atlanticesque August 15th to celebrate the completion of the Panama Canal could do wonders for revanchist jingoism.

[Mike D @iamnottaco]

You can hear the crowd singing “Flower of Scotland” at Fenway on the NESN broadcast.

[Mike D @iamnottaco]

Seems like a pretty significant admission from the guy who wrote the “Bonghits for Jesus” decision.

[Dan Epps @danepps]

Alito: "marijuana use today is like alcohol use at the founding."

[Mike D @iamnottaco]

Extravagantly wealthy newlyweds somehow making it work.

[New York Post @nypost]

We're newly married and sleep in separate bedrooms - and it doesn't sacrifice our intimacy https://t.co/QnOxTaCCuy

[Mike D @iamnottaco]

@karafagan “Between May 3rd and may 12th, [player] had the lowest slugging percentage of any 3rd baseman with more than 30 plate appearances… does that sound like an ALL STAR to you?”

[Mike D @iamnottaco]

@juan2819374229 @justalexoki tgirl tug job. grip forged in the fire of a thousand faps

[Mike D @iamnottaco]

@Razorfin_Hunter Yeah, it’s just a logical impossibility. Giants traded Harrison and Tibbs for negative value. Even assuming zero return for Harrison and Tibbs, Red Sox come out ahead overall. Insane to see giants apologists claim Devers decline was unforeseeable.

[Mike D @iamnottaco]

@shlummi @SlumRNA_Dog I’m gonna puke. Can’t believe sickos like this exist.

[Mike D @iamnottaco]

@justalexoki Reason is the same for both. They were so obviously the best that it became the default, and over time people mistook their familiarity for blandness.

[Mike D @iamnottaco]

@sadreturns It has something to do with homographs. If I say any more I get in trouble.

[Mike D @iamnottaco]

@BecomingCritter The Overcoat

[Mike D @iamnottaco]

@FrenlyOfficer “You have to nip it in the bud immediately”

[Mike D @iamnottaco]

@ParkSlopeFlngsm You didn’t go to a school where they teach you all the words?