Cast me, I’m offer only

I’ll be in your movie or show, but I’m offer only.

[Mandy Kong 🦍 @mirann_darrow]

Of course you think the Governor's primary job should be to give free money to a football team. You are 12.

[Flows @FlowsAndolini]

Bears asking to pay less taxes than a Nordstrom and cheesecake factory and I'm supposed to blame the state for saying "hold on man"?

[Cast me, I’m offer only @iamofferonly]

@traveling_twts @PDXFato @Beanathan36 @virgoferreum But…

[Cast me, I’m offer only @iamofferonly]

@PDXFato @kenanyildiz2014 @virgoferreum

[Cast me, I’m offer only @iamofferonly]

“AI segment growth is tied to aggressive market assumptions despite current losses and execution concerns around xAI.” is a wild sentence to describe why you would value anything.

[*Walter Bloomberg @DeItaone]

GOLDMAN SEES SPACEX AI REVENUE EXPLODING TO $322B BY 2030

Goldman Sachs projects SpaceX AI revenue rising from $3.2B in 2025 to $322B by 2030, a ~100x increase, forming the core justification for its $1.78T IPO valuation. Total revenue is forecast to reach $474B, with Starlink at $144B and rockets at $8.3B.

AI segment growth is tied to aggressive market assumptions despite current losses and execution concerns around xAI. Overall EBITDA is seen surging to $352B by 2030.

[Cast me, I’m offer only @iamofferonly]

@testuntested @zdebowski @Suntimes Pussies can’t read.

[Cast me, I’m offer only @iamofferonly]

This should be the prime indicator of how we are in a simulation controlled by someone else.

[` @ick_real]

actually you know what
why the FUCK havent we made blenders quieter, we found a way to silence guns, SURELY someone can silence a blender
please
theyre so fucking loud

[Cast me, I’m offer only @iamofferonly]

The Prodigal Bitch

[Bill Mitchell @mitchellvii]

This is actually true. When it comes to Trump, things always just sort of work out in the end.

I believe this is because God has chosen Trump for this moment to save the nation. It's not just Trump. It's God's plan.

Why Trump?

Read the Bible. God always chooses men like Trump. He loves a redemption arc.

[Cast me, I’m offer only @iamofferonly]

@darkspark317 @Georgesantos @RepOgles Time for everyone’s favorite game!

“Bot? Non-American? Pussy?”

You decide what this account is!

[Cast me, I’m offer only @iamofferonly]

This is the correct response.

[Ben Szalinski @BenSzalinski]

Pritzker says he still believes the Bears could leave for Indiana, but "The reality is, I wasn't willing to give up billions of dollars of taxpayer money in order to give it to a billionaire-owned family or team."

[Cast me, I’m offer only @iamofferonly]

Taxpayers shouldn’t foot the bill for a stadium for a franchise that profits +$100M per year.

[Shain Bergan @KCPSShain]

Bears stadium situation dumbed down:

Illinois had 5 years to give the Bears a tax deal anywhere close to every other franchise in the NFL.

Politicians failed and were antagonistic every step of the way.

Bears used the Indiana move first as a ploy, but then Indiana offered 1/2

[Cast me, I’m offer only @iamofferonly]

Martin Landaluce looks like it Tom Holland and Michael Cera fucked and had a kid.

[Cast me, I’m offer only @iamofferonly]

Aren’t we at war with Iran? And maybe Venezuela? And worher Turkey or Russia? And soon to be Cuba?

[Dan Lamothe @DanLamothe]

NEW: The Pentagon is moving to recruit hundreds of troops to appear as spectators at President Donald Trump’s UFC cage-fighting event at the White House, and requiring those who attend to pay their own way and meet height and weight requirements.

[Cast me, I’m offer only @iamofferonly]

Brain damaged.

[Yrugae @IfindGayness]

@NewsWire_US Federal judge can suck these nuts. Where were all the republican judges during Biden’s administration?

[Cast me, I’m offer only @iamofferonly]

Brain damaged.

[Casey Flores @caseyjflores]

@anna_c_kramer @Dartagan_Llore Every penny is worth it. It’s our capital. Have you been to Vienna?

[Cast me, I’m offer only @iamofferonly]

Honest question. What fucking world is this guy living in? War on beef was when these assholes attacked farming in America.

[Secretary Kennedy @SecKennedy]

It's #NationalBurgerDay. The war on protein is over, and REAL American beef is back on the menu.

[Cast me, I’m offer only @iamofferonly]

No. Produce shitty movie. Underperform. Write-off. Collect immense profits.

[Harry @hdwmovies]

Ridiculously stupid idea to give a Star Wars trilogy to the genius writer behind X-Men The Last Stand, Apocalypse, Dark Phoenix and Fant4stic. Does anyone at Lucasfilm actually want Star Wars to be good

[Cast me, I’m offer only @iamofferonly]

Literally putting bugs into the system.

[kai @ssvankai]

accidentally stumbled upon this crazy paper abstract

[Cast me, I’m offer only @iamofferonly]

Wasn’t this a popular tactic amongst Nazis way back in the day?

[Latinometrics @LatamData]

ARGENTINA | Tech billionaire Peter Thiel relocates to Argentina, citing concerns about the U.S. future and shared ideology with leadership.

(NYT)

[Cast me, I’m offer only @iamofferonly]

The Democratic Church of America

[RT @RT_com]

White House turning into UFC arena — cranes assemble giant FIGHT CAGE