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Actually all of my systems are nervous.

[P🇵🇰 @iampbi]

Ay watan teri ronakien hamesha bahaal rahien. Ameen.

[PSL Memes @PSLMemesWalay]

CELEBRATIONS 🎉 A message loud and clear, kal, aaj, aur kal.. Pakistan hamesha Zindabad 🇵🇰

[P🇵🇰 @iampbi]

Babar ko kaan ke neechay 4 maarne ka dil kar raha hai ... bhaeee you had 1 job. Just stay on the crease , game tu imam ne daal dee thi.

[Behram Qazi 🇵🇰 🇨🇦 @DeafMango]

I'm probably one of Imam's biggest critics but he has been flawless today.

Checked my notes and there is no criticism, yet.

He has always cut the ball well but his drives have been absolutely glorious today, and he is usually a dodgy runner between the wickets.

Not today!

[P🇵🇰 @iampbi]

@waltzingflames I dont get it.. its not a big deal. Drama is DRAMA for a reason. Not everything has to be real. The outrage is senseless.

[P🇵🇰 @iampbi]

@Sheromalik I swear and since they have earned it just because they luckily got famous , kids idealise them no matter what shit they do.

[P🇵🇰 @iampbi]

Idk like how sugary a mango can be or even lychee , but I cant eat more than 1 mango or 5 6 lychees at a time.

[amsha @ohhyesweirdo]

Stop acting like your favorite politician is flawless. No one is a saint in politics. Everyone is driven by personal agendas. They've all revealed who they are, but some of you refuse to see it because of idolism.

[A L I (@/ahmedalitweets) @yaaralibhai]

Why I'm sad over a bunch of 20s and a minor leaving is because some people enter your life and teach you things you've been missing out on. They teach you how to just live a little.

It's a busy world yes and we get too busy we forget we're just humans who'll one day be gone.

[P🇵🇰 @iampbi]

Its not our fault ke apki history 2018 ke baad se shuru huti hai. No doubt khan fought like warriors against eastablishment but that doesnt mean he wasnt once an ally.

[P🇵🇰 @iampbi]

Establishment and judiciary were always famous for its notorious nature. However they were *qaum ke abu's* as long as they were with pti. Pti were once carried on the establishment's shoulders, only to be cast aside later.
Jab goodbye hua , tab zameer jaag gaye.

[عمارہ @Lahorewali_]

Imran Khan, even after getting ousted and being imprisoned, has served Pakistan: all the social fabric of this country has been exposed.

Civil society, liberals, clerics, showbiz, journalists, and everyone else you can think of.

[P🇵🇰 @iampbi]

@yaaralibhai I mean ive read all such tweets apki and like im amazed. Mujhay tu workplace pe hamesha bure hee log mile khas kar seniors. Siwaye chand aik ke.

[P🇵🇰 @iampbi]

Its fine as long as punjabis say such stuff , but god forbid if people from Kp express their love for afghanistan tu mulk dushman , ghaddari , namak harami ke fatway lag janay hain.

I condemn both , but above all these double standards.

*i know i might get cancelled for truth*

[Sherry 🍁 @CherieDamour_]

Ye dekho chutyaap.. aglay loray ko nahi poochte , yahan BC inke dil per aansu gir rahe hain ..

Seriously guys, this is cringe pro max.
Sharam aur ghairat ka ghaata, bilawaja ka fomo ..
A collective decline of IQ level

[P🇵🇰 @iampbi]

I seriously need to stopp.. im hyper dependant on the tea to go through the day. Ager yeh nasha nahi tu phir kia hai...

[P🇵🇰 @iampbi]

Boat basin nashta ✅️

[Mubashir. @Sheromalik]

Not sorry to say this but Pakistani aunties are the most batamiz and ill mannered like i was standing at the counter and cashier was scanning my items and these women came violating the queue and placed their items before mine & said “Pehle iska bill kardo”
Like baki sab چ hain ?

[P🇵🇰 @iampbi]

Its true as far as our recent history is concerned. But other than that we have dominated squash , won several hockey worldcups. We were snooker champions.

Aesa hai hamara pakistan.

[P🇵🇰 @iampbi]

O bhaeee i dont go around asking questions from people and make fun of their misery tu mera aur apka mazak hai ??? 😭

[capyzara @poisonwithana]

doing anything that requires consistent effort with crippling depression is trying to solve a Rubik's cube while being colour blind

[P🇵🇰 @iampbi]

Lahore blunders take him back. Humien nahi chaiye yeh banda wese bhi.

[Sheri. @CallMeSheri1_]

Aaqib Javed said, "We are lying to ourselves if we think we can win the World Cup while being ranked 7th and 8th in the world."

[P🇵🇰 @iampbi]

Till now the only good thing about karachi is food.

[Hassnain @xxhsnain_]

Whenever anything happens in India, koi awr kuch bole ya na, Pakistani artists and musicians are the first to show sympathy. The reason, they still want to be in Bollywood. None of these mfs spoke about 9 May, Baloch, and Pakhtun suffering.