Ryan Duke

American Actor in London. Voice: @qvoice Plot. Plan. Strategize. Organize. Properly Mobilize. Autocorrect is a motherducker. 🖖🏼

[Ryan Duke @iamryanduke]

"Now, I don't like Trump BUT..." is the 2018 of "Now, I'm not a racist BUT..."
#RacistTrump
#TrumpIsRacist

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@enchantingliyah Curtido?

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@SW_Help can you please sort out your lines. Sending 4 carriages instead of 8 northbound to Waterloo during rush hour isn’t helpful. There’s only 2-3 trains an hour. This keeps happening.

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@FionaCrossUK Here you go.
https://t.co/c3Amw6rn4f

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@swierczy

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@teachergoals Impordant≠important

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@ryansatin Spousal abuse

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@notnotmoni Latina mother in laws and abuelas is a whole other level.

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@VanLathan 400 lbs of talent.

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@MILFWEEED Power move: Rsvp that your going but don’t.

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@KaylaChowShow Trichomoniasis is my safe word.

[Another Angry Voice @Angry_Voice]

Liz Truss getting absolutely ruined on local radio this morning

A thread, with credits

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@mursebigford This is an embarrassing post.

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@t0fubagel Damn.

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@mursebigford Looks like someone in the mid 00’s taking the walk of shame.

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@mursebigford Don’t disrespect the Delk. ‘96 @KentuckyMBB know what’s up.

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@buntin_jemma Congrats!

[Lorelei Mathias Author/Comedian/AuDHDer @LoreleiMathias]

Thank you @BritishComedy for featuring our new comedy short - some lovely comments for it so far!
@pglydon @JessicaChimples @ykayani81 @ChLuVibration @iamryanduke @mattriley @ElyseRaphael @TomWraggComedy @robmayhewcomedy
https://t.co/LH0XLm5hQY

[Lorelei Mathias Author/Comedian/AuDHDer @LoreleiMathias]

We're number one* on British Comedy Guide today!
Give our lovely new 5 min comedy short a watch if you've not already:
https://t.co/9UKSSzvBld
#sketchcomedy #comedy #modernlove #technology
#hernamewasLola #ClickToReadMore #ComedyShort
* (ok, for sketches)

[Ryan Duke @iamryanduke]

@desusnice I would kill to be the “Katie Nolan” of comedy.

[Ryan Duke @iamryanduke]

Over/under 3 years until Aaron Rodgers comes out as a flat Earther?

[Kyle, a Madson @KyleAMadson]

Tattoo artist: “What do you wanna do today?”

Aaron Rodgers: “Have you ever heard Kyrie Irving talk?”

Artist: “Say no more, fam.”