Rob Mayhew

Stand up comedian and comedy writer. Find my Agency sketches on TikTok 🙌

[Rob Mayhew @robmayhewcomedy]

@SaveYourCinema @adamfaze

[giraffe @neckincrisis]

mind your own fucking business

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@kennybeats @thekingmob

[S👻 @scrapytweets]

Finally, the actual clip is here 😂😂

[Emma Steuer 🧚🤖 @emmysteuer]

You only live once, so make sure to spend as much time as possible on your computer. You won’t have access to it when you die

[Rob Mayhew @robmayhewcomedy]

@thekingmob @jonaswillett1 https://t.co/caDX8XZpAF

[c ☆ @tintafey]

tina fey referring to the met gala as a “jerk parade” she is the funniest person alive

[The C̶r̶y̶p̶t̶o̶ Intern @ProofofIntern]

founders who fired their marketing teams to use ai to do their marketing instead…

[sid @immasiddx]

Instagram growth gurus are so funny.

He can’t use his laptop because he’s holding a drink.

He can’t drink because he has a cigar in his mouth.

He can’t smoke his cigar because both hands are occupied. 😭

[Rachel Karten @milkkarten]

Every quarter I round up the biggest brand social trends. I just released the Q1 2026 edition. In it you'll find 18 signals worth paying attention to. Like delayed virality, create mode posts, and social teams hiring like hollywood studios. https://t.co/HOWsiUSBX3

[Rob Mayhew @robmayhewcomedy]

Did you know I host @tbpn but for merch? Go search for Merch Table on YouTube ❤️

[Devin @DevinNash]

Becoming a social media influencer is the most desired career in the United States and yet no one seems to want to put in the actual work to become one.

There’s this perception that it’s difficult but in reality basically no one even tries.

- Only 10% of Podcasts survive to episode 3. 90% of those quit before episode 20. You are in the top 1% of surviving podcasts if you upload just 21 episodes.

- About 85% of Youtube channels don’t upload more than 5 videos.

- About 90% of creators quit within 90 days of starting their channel, on any platform.

- In livestreaming, over 70% of streamers quit by 6 months. 90% will quit within their first year.

- 10% of X users are responsible for 92% of all tweets. (Pew Research Center)

- If you upload 20 pieces of content consistently on any platform you are past 99% of people who ever tried.

- A 26-week study (by Buffer) of 100,000+ creators showed that if you post in 20 or more weeks in the 26 week window you see 450% more growth than if you post in 4 week windows or fewer, *regardless of your content quality.*

If you take 100 people interested in content creation who you think you are competing with, you are really competing with only a single person out of those 100 who might stay consistent. That person is probably not even in your niche.

Your success in content creation depends on your ability to push past fear and post consistently.

Just a reminder that you are never competing against anyone in content creation. You’re competing against yourself.

[EMILY SUNDBERG @Emily_Sundberg]

YOU CANNOT COMPETE WITH PEOPLE HAVING MORE FUN THAN YOU.

[Cathy Newman @cathynewman]

Goodbye for now

[Rob Mayhew @robmayhewcomedy]

@Shwinnabego 🔥

[Rob Mayhew @robmayhewcomedy]

@4thslip @Variety So you don’t watch either. I can let you know what you are missing… Both SNL and SNL UK are brilliant.

[cindygallop.eth @cindygallop]

If, like me, you wake up every day to be met by headlines and news reports that have you despairing, please know there are 2 things you CAN do to change the future to be one we all want to live in:
1. Buy and read Abi Awomosu's brilliant book 'How Not To Use AI', and ....

[Rachel Karten @milkkarten]

The Link in Bio Job Board is back. It features all of the best social media roles in one place, updated daily. Right now there are 45 roles from places like Stripe, Ramp, and BBC. Hiring managers can also post job listings on it. https://t.co/H0ooSlHJzZ

[Rob Mayhew @robmayhewcomedy]

@thekingmob Also Banksy designed the DVD insert

[Rob Mayhew @robmayhewcomedy]

@thekingmob Welcome to emotional dad club