Sam Walliser

spread love as thick as you would nutella

[Sam Walliser @iamsamwalliser]

I hate when u are being a fun and zesty texter and the other person is a slice of damp bread i cant carry this conversation alone i have very little upper body strength

[Sam Walliser @iamsamwalliser]

@tracie_popsicle Is that the house in the corner? He plays in the summer cause your sis J and I heard him haha

[Sam Walliser @iamsamwalliser]

I’m working at a house that has a ton of pigeons. And all I can think of is @nooorzy when we were younger and her dad’s pigeon collection 😂

[Sam Walliser @iamsamwalliser]

@nooorzy 😂😂

[Sam Walliser @iamsamwalliser]

@nooorzy @nooorzy they spun her back in time? Jk 🤢

[Sam Walliser @iamsamwalliser]

@nooorzy 😂😂

[Sam Walliser @iamsamwalliser]

@Raptors IM SO HYPE RN!!!! 🙌🏼

[Sam Walliser @iamsamwalliser]

@nooorzy LINDA 🙆🏻‍♀️

[Sam Walliser @iamsamwalliser]

@nooorzy It’s the worst 😒

[Sam Walliser @iamsamwalliser]

I love how straight people will say girlfriend and boyfriend when referring to straight couples but whenever it’s a gay couple they break out “partner” like I’m not a cowboy.

[Sam Walliser @iamsamwalliser]

@nooorzy 🍦

[Sam Walliser @iamsamwalliser]

@nooorzy @Sarsinator There was so many pigeons 😂😂@nooorzy

[Sam Walliser @iamsamwalliser]

We talked about goals today. My only goal in life right now is to be happy. Genuinely, intensely and consistently happy, regardless of what that looks like to others.

[Sam Walliser @iamsamwalliser]

@megantkachyk Ooh that’s rough 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Sam Walliser @iamsamwalliser]

@rllycoolirl What the fuck 😂😂

[Sam Walliser @iamsamwalliser]

@nooorzy Tequila is way better

[Sam Walliser @iamsamwalliser]

@TaylorWolfe13 @TimHortons It's the best!

[Sam Walliser @iamsamwalliser]

@nooorzy 😂😂👌🏼 lol @nooorzy