Shake N' Bake

Tweets from the incredible mind of Shake N' Bake while wearing pajamas. I shower every three days in the Winter. What is making my nails grow so fast?

[Shake N' Bake @iamshakenbake]

@FlippyO @JenKirkman Check out the corona virus post in the anxiety thread of reddit. It is filled with helpful and positive people and information. It helped me a lot. There is also a great video by Vox on YouTube about outdoor transmissions, I.e runners annoying people on sidewalks. Stay healthy

[David Begnaud @DavidBegnaud]

This is so important for everyone to understand. This explains why Governors say: I'm not getting the supplies I need - yet @POTUS says we are sending tons of supplies: It's going from the federal govt to commercial distributors who then deliver to the highest bidder: states!

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

What ya think bout TigerKing? I’m on the second episode and I’m alittle lost cause I started fucking 😩😒.

[Shake N' Bake @iamshakenbake]

@Lana_efcx @BorisJohnson Lizard people don't die. Sorry 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

"I bough-- I got them" -- a Freudian slip from Bloomberg

[mike casca @cascamike]

never thought part of my job would be pleading with a national news network to stop likening the campaign of a jewish presidential candidate whose family was wiped out by the nazis to the third reich.

but here we are.

[James Payne @Banalization]

They fucking misreported my precinct. Bernie won 2 delegates in Polk County - Des Moines Precinct 14 in Merle Hay and we fought like hell for them. And @iowademocrats put one of our SDEs in Warren's column but correctly reported vote. #IowaCaucusDisaster #iowacaucus #iowa

[Christine Pelosi @sfpelosi]

The people did decide - we chose a republic. You chose a king. #coward

[Josh Gad @joshgad]

Tonight, u can express your anger by considering a donation to @harrisonjaime @SaraGideon @AmyMcGrathKY @ShuttleCDRKelly @Hickenlooper @ossoff @GreenfieldIowa @GaryPeters to ensure that the cowards in the Senate who denied a 75% majority of Americans the right to witnesses, pay.

[Remove Trump @Remove_TrumpNow]

BREAKING: A massive crowd has filled the Hart Senate Atrium to demand witnesses, documents, and justice in the Senate removal trial of Donald Trump

Police have banned us from having the silent formations we have had for three weeks, so we have adapted: we are silently swarming

[Remove Trump @Remove_TrumpNow]

BREAKING: Mass nonviolent civil disobedience underway on steps of US Capitol

Crowd chants "Protect the Constitution!" as police grab 600 sq ft banner featuring Article II, Section 4, the impeachment and removal clause

#NoCoverUp #WeWantWitnesses #SwarmTheCapitol #RemoveTrump

[Shake N' Bake @iamshakenbake]

@alifanacct Remember if you are gonna cruise the highways with those bad ass tires to not forget a 6-pack and some Wild Turkey!

[Shake N' Bake @iamshakenbake]

Bernie is going to be president- thousands of people here in attendance! #MSNBC #CNN can't block this movement!! #bernieinlasvegas #Bernie2020 #BernieBlackout

[Shake N' Bake @iamshakenbake]

I'd rather have a sharp stick in the eye than listen to another southern white boomer professing his love for sucking on Trump's nub. #ImpeachmentHearings

[Shake N' Bake @iamshakenbake]

The former vice-president and 2020 presidential hopeful backed a 2005 bill that stripped students of bankruptcy protections and left millions in financial stress! 😡 #JoeBiden #StudentDebt #Bernie2020 #RetweeetPlease #retweet https://t.co/e1iMobR9Al

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Tsk, bloody immigrants, coming over here, taking out our terrorists armed with nothing but a narwhal tusk...

[jose galvez @josegalvezmusic]

@pattonoswalt Just in case you needed more Morrissey Trump songs... here's mine written and recorded in under 90 minutes. #trumpmorrissey

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Jim Jordan's constant anger makes him incomprehensible most of the time, so if you replace what he says with Boomhauer dialogue, there really isn't much difference.