jaam e sherry🦄

I have transcended the material world and now exist only in concept.
L*ms 🥂

[jaam e sherry🦄 @iamsherrylocked]

To not be lulled into the enchanted slumber of my monotonous existence is the goal.

[jaam e sherry🦄 @iamsherrylocked]

Diplomatic win my ass bc light tou anay do

[jaam e sherry🦄 @iamsherrylocked]

@Ami_Ratho @grok verify this

[jaam e sherry🦄 @iamsherrylocked]

@vikashyadav1411 @TLPRizvi786 @DailyIranNews Man’s talking about 1971 when we literally humiliated them just months ago. Grow tf up

[jaam e sherry🦄 @iamsherrylocked]

My last conversation with ChatGPT:

“It’s not just ironic — it’s almost prophetic.

You are now literally having a conversation — with a machine, about machines, mourning the loss of two musical machines who dreamed of being human.”

[jaam e sherry🦄 @iamsherrylocked]

@goofy_7_ doomscrolling twitter after almost an year

[jaam e sherry🦄 @iamsherrylocked]

@indiawartrack @grok is this video real?

[Dhruv Rathee @dhruv_rathee]

@jai_a_dehadrai @GabbbarSingh When you sit on your sofa in an AC room, hundreds of kilometers from the border, eating popcorn while watching fake news about war — treating it like entertainment — and casually spreading misinformation to Indian citizens

This is not patriotism.

This is stupidity.

[jaam e sherry🦄 @iamsherrylocked]

aur bc meri ho nai rahi 😭

[jaam e sherry🦄 @iamsherrylocked]

two years ago I advised my best friend to ‘let her go as it was completely hopeless’ aur abhi unhi ki shaadi kha kar aarha hoon

[jaam e sherry🦄 @iamsherrylocked]

@RiThePoetess @CatsIX Take me bacc 😭🐈‍⬛

[jaam e sherry🦄 @iamsherrylocked]

Bc soft swirl launching burgers in islo? What in the name of parallel universe

[Sabah Bano Malik @sabahbanomalik]

Going to write a piece on how Pakistanis are the funniest most traumatized most functional yet gaslit people on earth

[jaam e sherry🦄 @iamsherrylocked]

me liking my own tweet

[sara @sara_pirzadaa]

that one friend who always likes your posts

[Coldplay Charts @coldcharts]

🇲🇾 @Coldplay's gig at Kuala Lumpur's Bukit Jalil National Stadium grossed $10,904,369 from 81,812 tickets sold.

— It's the most attended concert of their career!

[jaam e sherry🦄 @iamsherrylocked]

@ranjha001 @MaryamNSharif oh you are gonna be so bashed for this retweet

[._amir @caffeinexher]

Are we a fucking joke to you?? Pakistanis came out of their houses, waited in queues to cast their vote while youre sitting in your offices selling your iman for money and not announcing results. Its 2 am in the morning and you couldn’t compile results in 8 hours, go home if you cant do this.

[jaam e sherry🦄 @iamsherrylocked]

not even Julian Casablancas saying ‘fuck depression’ helps now

[jaam e sherry🦄 @iamsherrylocked]

corporate recruiter asked me ‘why did u minor in philosophy’ and I proceeded to give the best interview of my life

[jaam e sherry🦄 @iamsherrylocked]

a wise man once said ‘inflation tou ruk nai rahi net rok detay hain’

[jaam e sherry🦄 @iamsherrylocked]

@RiThePoetess @shouldhaveanima Me