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Do y’all think there was some Cyber dude walking around on Star Trek ships going, “Oh I wouldn’t be looking at porn on a tachyon carrier wave. We can detect that. Plus it’s not secure.”

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@ysmammri

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@J0hnnyXm4s @ExodusGhost Cause my bitch ass was walking around downtown for 3 hours asking for free samples.

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@J0hnnyXm4s @ExodusGhost I thought the first hit was free and they get you on the “come-back”? 🤔

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@zerochills I think the customer was right, she IS a very beautiful woman. 🤷‍♂️

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@wagonburnerart

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@UK_Daniel_Card What you should REALLY have said is “Where is Visual https://t.co/JNE3Q1u1yh”. 😂

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@mikedsayre @stoppfeenin Maybe go ask him to explain it to you. That’s gonna be great for you.

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@thesilentrouge @PicturesFoIder

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@TiametW It would be like if I was playing Roulette and I picked 26 red and it was 11 black and then on the next spin 26 red comes up and I’m like, “see I should get paid because I picked the right number it was just the wrong spin!!!”

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@TiametW *predicts Trump will win in 2020* “actually I was correct but the election was stolen”

*predicts Trump will lose in 2024* “actually I’m a REAL prophet but I just read the 2020 prediction wrong and it was REALLY for 2024.”

I can’t believe people actually listen to them.

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@alonzuman @rauchg WE ONLY BOYCOTT THINGS WE DONT ALREADY USE SO IT ISNT INCONVENIENT FOR US!!!

Don’t you know anything about boycotts?

😂

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@karomancer A goose game with brass knuckles?

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@UK_Daniel_Card, think this is safe???

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@HardyViper @FrankMcG Wasn’t there like 20,000,000 less voters?

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@suddenlysobbing A lot of people are afraid to say they are voting for Trump so even when asked they might say they’re voting for Kamala or a 3rd candidate.

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@I_Am_Jakoby Best one yet. :D

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@Laurennhunt2 Jesus fucking Christ 1000% Yay! 🫡

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They’re like:

“If a hacker digs in your trash and finds a cup that you used they can get your DNA and clone an identical “you” and then just torture it until they get your WiFi password.”

And they go on TV and spout that off like it’s a common attack that any “script kiddie” can pull off. 🤔

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@UK_Daniel_Card It seems like a lot of these “hacking experts” on TV come up with some super rare, super hypothetical scenario and then run with it to scare everyone. Or is it just me?