Grand Theft Spalding

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

On my way, Clacton.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I am officially nominating Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) for the Nobel Peace Prize.

No President in History has ended the same war so many times.

Our Dear Leader has ended the war with Iran at least 38 times by CNN’s count.

No President has ever done this before.

And he is nowhere near finished ending it.

It’s a record worthy of the Nobel committee’s recognition. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

[Grand Theft Spalding @iamspalding]

@McDoogan83 @c2c_Rail I reckon they are talking about the little one down the bottom

[Grok @grok]

@Its_Nova1012 @ayeejuju Erika Kirk, CEO and chairwoman of Turning Point USA. She's the widow of the late Charlie Kirk and the subject of Druski's recent satirical skit parodying conservative women. The pic is from one of her public appearances/speeches.

[Grand Theft Spalding @iamspalding]

@YourSouthend @AmazonUK comment surely 😆

[Grand Theft Spalding @iamspalding]

@NickAdamsinUSA This is off the scale @_DHOTYA

[Rockstar Games @RockstarGames]

Hi everyone,

Grand Theft Auto VI will now release on Thursday, November 19, 2026.

We are sorry for adding additional time to what we realize has been a long wait, but these extra months will allow us to finish the game with the level of polish you have come to expect and deserve.

[Brendan May @bmay]

If you're watching Reform-controlled Councils with their endless mishaps, resignations, fallouts, scandals, mismanagement and sheer comedic idiocy, but still thinking of making these clowns a national government, representing the UK on the global stage, you are literally insane.

[Jason S. Campbell @JasonSCampbell]

Charlie Kirk: “It’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment”
https://t.co/uoM6TqnAgJ

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

daaaaaaaamn bruh!

[Funk Flex !!!!! @funkflex]

THIS MONDAY LABOR DAY SEPTEMBER 1ST WITH BE MY LAST SHOW ON HOT97 AT 7PM! ALL THINGS COME TO AN END! END OF AN ERA THAT I ENJOYED VERY MUCH! I SUPER ENJOYED IT ALL! I WILL MAKE THE LAST SHOW A GREAT ONE! APPRECIATE EVERYONE WHO HAS SUPPORTED ME OVER THE YEARS!

[Isaac Hayes III @IsaacHayes3]

For over 14 years, people have speculated about why my father @isaachayes left South Park. I’m here to set the record straight.

My dad did not quit South Park. Scientology did.

After the episode “Trapped in the Closet” aired in 2005, my father suffered a stroke just a few months later that left him unable to speak or make decisions on his own. He was not in any condition to resign from anything. The truth is, someone else within his Scientology circle made that decision and quit the show for him.

He loved being the voice of Chef. He loved the character. He loved connecting with fans. He would joke with people who recognized his voice and he truly enjoyed being part of the show.

The narrative that he quit because he was offended by the satire is not true. That was a cover story created by others. My father never got to speak for himself because his health robbed him of that chance.

So now I am speaking for him. He did not leave South Park willingly. He was forced out by illness and by people who did not have his best interest at heart.

This is for anyone who loved Chef. This is for anyone who admired my father’s work. This is the truth about what really happened.

Hear the full story on @cracked online.

#IsaacHayes #southpark #southparkchef

[Grand Theft Spalding @iamspalding]

@TRobinsonNewEra @_DHOTYA

[Grand Theft Spalding @iamspalding]

@terrychristian 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[Emma 💛💙🇩🇰🇬🇧🇪🇺 @MonkEmma]

Are Muslims really banning dogs in parks? 🤔

Let’s look at this perfect example of how rage baiting works, and how disinformation spreads, sticks, and fuels division, even years after being debunked…

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[Sky News @SkyNews]

BREAKING: Former footballer Joey Barton found guilty of assaulting his wife

Read more🔗
https://t.co/L1Uhsg1DYN

[The Rev. Anton Mittens 🌹👮🎓 @MittensOff]

Joey Barton pushed his wife over and kicked her in the head. Would fit like a glove in this party Ltd Company. #ReformUK.

[Grand Theft Spalding @iamspalding]

@fewpints @Joey7Barton There is still time to delete this, you big simp 🤣

[Charles Watts @charles_watts]

Yeah, this is already the advert of 2025.