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Alcohol/Coffee effects alternating. Caustic spite = 💯. Mayweather vs Gatti = reality against aspirations.

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"Imagine Top Gear but really fucking boring and depressing"!

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@wildgooseALT https://t.co/cZHD9a3EUS

no more copyright problems for you lol

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@Halalcoholism @mattyglesias my read of it is "jews use athlete blacks to distract/misdirect the white majority from the JQ/redpill" type shit

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@Teridax I think the inherent flaw/weakness with this acquisition is that you could do actual other bits that satirise the conspiracy/paleoconservatism that infowars popularised and embodied but you're still having the inevitable confrontation of running up against Poe's law.

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@kaohajoki belichick is like in his 70s

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TERRELL OWENS PROVEN RIGHT AGAIN

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Bill Belichick, the 8-time Super Bowl-winning HC, is not a first-ballot Hall of Famer, per @SethWickersham and @DVNJr. Belichick fell short of the 40 out of 50 votes needed for induction to the Pro Football Hall of Fame in his first year of eligibility.

https://t.co/ooJutI0C0Q

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@kaohajoki i miss the one point safety

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@Teridax https://t.co/0NijaXJfoc - you need to have gained a "tangible benefit" for it to be illegal
Texas is more broad and explicit about what such a benefit would be
https://t.co/ZviwzOcvve
the question is would they consider twitter revenue as "compensation" "in practice of a trade"

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@joelrunyon it was the https://t.co/XH5xnzmBvp one but whatever you've done in the meantime seems to have worked for me. cheers.

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@joelrunyon trying to read one of your blog posts and i'm just getting this white page on different browsers and devices, maybe i'm the only one getting this error but thought you should know

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@Teridax film was the female equivalent to "the smashing machine" and then the predictable carcrash in the box office happens redditors want to act like it's somehow connected to their delusions. kate upton 10s, jessica simpson 00s, anna nicole smith 90s. best case: next bond girl

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@mtracey look into who his father is and you'll piece his case together very quickly

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@podoffame @baseball_ref if you count Open era only, Nadal's French Open wins?

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how the fuck hogan die b4 flair

[WWE @WWE]

WWE is saddened to learn WWE Hall of Famer Hulk Hogan has passed away.

One of pop culture’s most recognizable figures, Hogan helped WWE achieve global recognition in the 1980s.

WWE extends its condolences to Hogan’s family, friends, and fans.

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how the fuck is post-defcon kanye able to inadvertently hilarious in 2025? 😭

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@wildgooseALT I've never played NBA2K but my vague memory is the best ones were like ten+ years ago before T2 realised microtransactions allowed them to not force a GTA every 3 years

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@Teridax I still hate the way they made the mcflurry 1/3 the size and no lid.

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the type of people who buy ebook bundles on humble aren't fucking

[Humble Bundle @humble]

Get ready for Valentine's Day and spice up your sex life with a little help from the experts.

The Sex, Love, and Everything in Between bundle. Supports @UNCF | https://t.co/IsgFdnSgPP

[Variety @Variety]

David Lynch, Visionary Director of ‘Twin Peaks’ and ‘Blue Velvet,’ Dies at 78 https://t.co/0MFQwZlkP6

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SUNAK CONCEDES DEFEAT LOL GET FUCKED