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[uSthembiso @iamsthere]

@mathebulati No wonder the MK came in and fucked y’all up

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@wakapalesaa @JosiahThobejane 😭 akitsi…
Allow it for the sake of internal relations 😂

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@JosiahThobejane See? I can cook mos😭

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@SOAK_ZA @_ayanda_sengane 😭I think it’s rule number 3 still

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I swear I’m laughing right now

[𝐀𝐒𝐊 @askghmedia]

“Don’t go to South Africa if you want to stay alive. The citizens will kill you if you do. Many people have been killed and are currently in the mortuary. South Africans are very envious. They are very lazy, yet they complain that foreigners are taking their jobs. For us ladies, the men are often angry because we do not find them attractive.”

— A Ghanaian woman who was part of the second batch of Ghanaians repatriated from South Africa described life in the country and advised people not to travel there if they value their safety, adding that many foreigners have been killed by South Africans in ongoing xenophobic attacks

[uSthembiso @iamsthere]

@JosiahThobejane Someone here is going to deep this and cook a think piece😭

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@JosiahThobejane Sigubha umswarelo ngwana waMoshoeshoe.
Futhi silambile😭

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@HouseActivist 😂 “do as I say, not as I do” type of thing

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There’s a KayGee tweet about this…

[Bongekile Mthembu🇿🇦 @_Bongekile_]

Girls, the guys are leaving us behind. Look at this! We need our own version of this ASAP😭😭🔥🔥

[uSthembiso @iamsthere]

@jpegmobb What’s the story with one of them running nitrometh?

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@BrandonKKlaas @hlovo_ @SimplyKayGee

[Brandon K. Klaas @BrandonKKlaas]

My new 3D printing hobby has turned into a new business! If you’re into art toys and modern décor figurines, check out my collection starting from just R350–R650.

[uSthembiso @iamsthere]

@_ayanda_sengane Go find out phela usitshele.

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@ForgedForTruth @martinez_clips 😂😂😂FOH

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@inkunzi_emhloph @zaddysousa That’s the most South African street ever😂

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@LangelihleMkhu1 😂 Yabo wena and Roli

[uSthembiso @iamsthere]

I’d have alcohol poisoning right now.
It took him 10min to complete this list

[Lerato @_BellaM_]

Let’s play a game: Ramaphosa Address Bingo.

□ “We condemn all forms of violence and lawlessness.”

□ “South Africa is a nation governed by the rule of law.”

□ “We acknowledge the concerns of communities.”

□ “We cannot blame foreign nationals for all our problems.”

□ “A multi-stakeholder task team will be established.”

□ “Government departments will work together to address the matter.”

□ “We are strengthening border management.”

□ “Law enforcement agencies have been instructed to act.”

□ “We must balance security with human rights.”

□ “Social cohesion is important.”

□ “We call on communities to remain calm.”

□ “Those who break the law, regardless of nationality, will face consequences.”

□ “We are engaging regional partners.”

□ “This matter requires a whole-of-government approach.”

□ “South Africans and foreign nationals must live in peace.”

□ “A report will be submitted to Cabinet.”

□ “We remain committed to finding lasting solutions.”

Did I miss any of the classics?😂

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@lui_nilo @C_chaba Nakho ke amanga

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@rasta_syntaX 😭 I have the exact same one, it still has my old (now expired) certs