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Aku rasa aku paranoid

[Idlan Zakaria 🤓 (idlan.bsky.social) @idlanzak]

Bagi saya ini patut jatuh di bawah jurisdiction ibu bapa. Peranan ibu bapa tidak boleh diambilalih oleh kerajaan dalam mendidik anak-anak.

[Ruth’s Little Brother @simba_gomwe]

“Was it really my fault?”
asked the Short Skirt.
“No, it happened with me too,”
replied the Burka.
The diaper in the corner couldn’t even speak.

-Darshan Mondkar

[F A K H R I ® @mohdfakhri]

Tak ada orang ke nak buat kempen turunkan harga kicap kipas udang ni? Kalau takde aku nak mulakan
RT untuk SOKONGAN ANDA
Likes untuk penggemar KICAP TAMIN

[Maria's Rose ✨ @Paco_Roban]

Am I the only who’s never seen “btw” used in this context? https://t.co/IeZTYGvqDD

[ackerman @irfanmunzir]

Assalam, hari ahad 3/6/18 pukul 11 mlm saya naik bas starmart, seat no.10 dari stesen bas kamunting ke tbs, saya tertinggal beg dalam tu, dalam beg tu berisi duit 7+++ 😞duit tu untuk buat sambung blajar, untuk raya, tolong adik2, minta jasa rt mana tau terbukak pulangkan balik😢

[S @IamSyiedah]

@Fasihahche2 Cast lain masih ada x?

[Ikmal Amry @ikmalamry]

Jeng jeng jeng !!!!!! #GantungTheSeries

[Suffian Rahman @suffianr]

I want 2017 to end on a nice note, so here's the most precious thing my dad ever told me, right after my sister's birth:

"Suffian, every man should have a daughter"

"Why, Ayah?"

"Because every man needs to be reminded of how beautiful his wife is"

[S @IamSyiedah]

Awwww 😍😍 https://t.co/8zVwwZMq1x

[Dr. 𝐌𝐨𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐆𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐚𝐧 | محمـــد غيـــلان @MohamedGhilan]

Caption:
I saw this beautiful man holding a phone with both hands looking at the screen, smiling. I was drawn by his joy & asked for a photo. He agreed, telling me he was talking to his wife back home. I asked if it was a video call. He said “No, but I see her name on the screen”

[Momo Yubari @TokenPsycho]

This dance is crazy. These Russian girls take steps so small it looks like they’re on rollers. I need a floor length dress so I can do this in the grocery store just to mess with people.

[Melayu Introvert @MelayuIntrovert]

Bila aku potong kereta kat highway:
Babi drive lembab kimak duduk lane kiri lah cibai punya makhluk asing.

Bila kereta lain potong aku:
Astaghfirullah apa yang dikejar di bumi Allah yang sementara bawak mengucap saudara. Biar lambat asal selamat.

[S @IamSyiedah]

@ibuKAFEEL HHaahhaa ngek aar umi 😂