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an innocent orphan in the postmodern world / cut from ABC’s Stateless / head chopped off in Netflix’s The Stranger / he/him /

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new video on 22 Jump Street! One of my all time fav sequels, that never gets enough credit:

https://t.co/F9IMOCHYfg

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with the help of the wonderful folks at sony pictures, I am delighted to announce a new series of video essays!

Uploaded weekly, each video will focus on a film from Sony’s incredible catalogue. Our first video is live now, so check it out :)

https://t.co/lOEeEJ1ZUB

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It’s true, im directing blade

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im alive

https://t.co/0jEMuftimT

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just had my lisan al gaib moment

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Just thought of this now, but I LOVE it.

Glen Powell as Scott Summers/Cyclops

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if this isn’t set in Andrew’s universe Sony are really big dumb dumb

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A live-action Miles Morales movie is in the works.

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and y’all seriously telling me he wouldn’t make the greatest reverse flash ever. look at those fucking eyes. he’s terrifying

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Tom Cruise gets squirted with water by a fan with a fake microphone (2005)

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@clrofpomegrts convinced zack could literally say it’s done and they’d still go on (which is what he literally said)

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get Jo Yeong-wook to do the score and you’d have one of the sexiest and coolest movies ever made.

something we so desperately need it’s not funny

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Tom ford should direct the vertigo remake

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Just whatever you do please don’t hire fucking matt shankman or some bullshit

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He’s the only one who’d make it properly sexy. Or park chan-wook

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take me back to the days when even if a studio takes a movie from you, it still has the energy and soul of the director whose name is on it, sheeeeeeeeeesh.

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watching Spider-Man 3 right now and I miss when ‘bad’ superhero movies were fucking awesome

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@clrofpomegrts midtastic bore amirite

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if marvel fuck up fant4stic and x-men they’re cooked. no recovery. It must be said.

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@Uber_Kryptonian (should direct teen titans)

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xmen needs to be better than any of the fox movies. That’s the (e)xpectation fr.

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I’m also counting a mid movie as them fucking it up, btw.