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[ESPN @espn]

With minimal training, an unlikely athlete takes on 7 marathons in 7 days on 7 continents. WATCH: http://t.co/WLXTZ2CqMC #SCfeatured

[South Park @SouthPark]

"Hey Hey Let's Go Kenka Suru! Taisetsu na mono, protect my balls!!" #LetsFightingLove #SouthPark

[Arizona DOT @ArizonaDOT]

Freeways are not alone with heavy traffic: This is SR 179 heading south into Sedona (mile 375).

[Algernop Krieger @KriegerSignals]

Piggly and I are so excited for today's the World Cup finals! #ArcherFX

[Benjamin Weinman @dillingerescpln]

Thanks for sticking w us all these years & for the shot @mgreenbergphoto http://t.co/DswfGuTXlv

[Benjamin Weinman @dillingerescpln]

We are up for best live act of 2015. Give us a vote if you like. http://t.co/VnDQoEoMXE

[South Park @SouthPark]

No it wasn't me. IT WAS THE SPOOKY GHOST!!! #SouthPark

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Tonight! South almost ready to concede it lost the war.

[kern @iamthemountain]

Bout fucking time...

Lexus Builds a Functional Hoverboard Prototype http://t.co/9w2CT3g1X1 via @business

[South Park @SouthPark]

"And now… dancing to the song 'I've Got Something In My Front Pocket For You', here is Leopold 'Butters' Stotch!"

[Maxim @MaximMag]

#TrueDetective Season 2 is too much of a good thing. http://t.co/Ek2lBIc2Lo

[ESPN @espn]

The NHL is discussing expansion and Vegas and Seattle are the top two targets, in that order: http://t.co/FjX6XETHg4

[VICE @VICE]

Breaking Bad + Spongebob Squarepants http://t.co/1tltvxusP4

[First Date Questions @firstdateqs]

how many hours do you think you’d last on the oregon trail before you succumbed violently to disease

[First Date Questions @firstdateqs]

how long do you think you’d last in jurassic park before you did something stupid and got us both killed