Tim Ellis

hot takes & hot tunes

[Tim Ellis @iamtimellis]

I just can’t make up my mind. They both seem nice.

[Tim Ellis @iamtimellis]

Insiders say, Trump is confident he will defeat Joe Biden.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump hints at enacting Project 2025 as a dictator if he wins: “It's gonna be so much fun. It'll be nasty… at the beginning in particular… You're gonna see things that you're not gonna believe”

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Trump is going down, and not just on a microphone.

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Trump would put RFK Jr. in control of public health. That’s like putting RFK Jr. in control of public health.

[Tim Ellis @iamtimellis]

WARNING: Don’t get addicted to pumpkin spice! This fun-size clip from my music video exposes the dangers… (Pumpkin Spice Blues - music & lyrics by Tim Ellis, Dir Joel Rader, feat Melanie Martinez & Matt Park) #PumpkinSpiceSeason #PSL

[Tim Ellis @iamtimellis]

I’m doing a song for each month this summer. Here’s July! Inspired by my mom, it’s a nostalgiac but silly “parade” of summer memories…enjoy! https://t.co/ZLnyuhAHTZ (with a great sax arrangement by my friend Bruce)

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The Hawk Tua Girl has been awarded the Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine.

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Biden could fix this whole thing by doing a Prevagen commercial.

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I’m celebrating the 4th of July by listening exclusively to America’s greatest band, The Beatles!

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

Seems like Alvin Bragg understood the quality of his case better than the Twitter experts and Trump apologists did.

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

Sam Alito’s house about to cause a shortage of fabrics

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He did well in that golf tournament, though.

[Alexandra Petri @petridishes]

Trump: A Man of Convictions -Fox headline probably

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Trump’s lawyer: “Oh, I thought you said UNREASONABLE doubt”

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Trump says that Xi, Kim Jong Un, and Putin are “at the top of their game.” Sounds like he’s starting a fantasy dictator league.

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Is No Condom Don a good nickname?

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The National Enquirer’s most important articles are the ones it doesn’t publish.

[Tim Ellis @iamtimellis]

“Trump wanted Pecker to be his eyes and ears.” - heard on the news