machine pun jelly👹

notorious supervillain. lawlessly, 34.

[machine pun jelly👹 @iamvkhil2]

Fuck nudes, send a picture of your pills for me to see what kind of psycho I'm dealing with

[machine pun jelly👹 @iamvkhil2]

surviving entirely on vibes & accidental competence.

[machine pun jelly👹 @iamvkhil2]

do yourself a favor, find a gamer girl, they're magic.

[ABoose @ThisIsABoose]

Love and relationships
require consistent effort
from both people. When
only one carries the weight,
resentment eventually
replaces the connection.

[ABoose @ThisIsABoose]

The truth is often offensive
to those who love their sin.

[Uptown Schmuck @SchmuckOnAHorse]

I like Big Gulps and I cannot lie.

[Jay_bird 🪶 @jeckaf4i]

Sometimes ya gotta fuck around and find out.

[machine pun jelly👹 @iamvkhil2]

i support my bad decisions with great enthusiasm. fuck hesitation.

[SpecialKimtamine™ 🏴‍☠️🇺🇸🇮🇹🚩 @LorazeKim]

I got the hospitality of a Southern woman and the personality of a raccoon trapped inside a Dollar Gentral

[SpecialKimtamine™ 🏴‍☠️🇺🇸🇮🇹🚩 @LorazeKim]

Your two cents is the reason why they got rid of pennies

[L💫 @lubnakhtar1]

and she kept going-
that's the story..

[L💫 @lubnakhtar1]

sometimes the miracle isn't the message, it's believing the message came looking for you..

[L💫 @lubnakhtar1]

there is comfort in being around people who simply understand the language of your heart..

[pug 🌼 @gmeposhpug]

First date idea: go down AI doomsday rabbit holes and chill?

[Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GraniteDhuine]

I suggest you let it linger.

*me as a therapist

[SpecialKimtamine™ 🏴‍☠️🇺🇸🇮🇹🚩 @LorazeKim]

Ben Franklin to Betsy Ross:
‘Just stitch some spangles on that bitch! We got caps to bust and asses to fry’

[Forward March @RunOldMan]

I've completed the equivalent of a two hour workout by trying to scratch my back.

[machine pun jelly👹 @iamvkhil2]

soft hands,
soft eyes,
& mouth of a
bitch, she's fire.

[🌜cold little heart 🖤 @cold_lil_heartt]

woke up wanting more rain and more you

[The Curious Optimist @VitaeArcanum]

fuck nudes
show me what sets your soul on fire

[machine pun jelly👹 @iamvkhil2]

@VitaeArcanum my third eye is blinking red like check engine light