I’ll never be so in love that I want to go camping & if I tell u that I would go camping I really must be in love with u bc I don’t want to go camping & if YOU love ME u will know that I’m lying & you’ll do it when I can’t go anyway and that’s how we will know we’re meant to be
I am such an easy sell at an express oil change place. They’re like you need an oil change, sure, but also a tire rotation, and a blessing to remove curses of your ancestors it’ll be 30k and I’m like cool yea as long as I don’t have to get out of the car