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I live on my phone because it’s the only place affordable.

[ian @ianNauer]

You go Glen Coco!

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[ian @ianNauer]

@BenAxelrod Everyone close to her has either died or betrayed her. “A Targaryen alone in the world is a terrible thing.” - Maester Aemon

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

do you know how hard it is being ugly. i take 10 selfies and delete 12

[Dave King @DaveKingThing]

i feel like most of my problems would be solved if somehow a million dollars would just fall into my lap, killing me instantly

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

Nothing good happens after 4am

[ian @ianNauer]

I wish I could be ugly for one day. Being ugly every day sucks.

[ian @ianNauer]

I hope my pilot's name is Sully.

[RiceGum @RiceGum]

Woke up still ugly. This is getting out of hand...

[ian @ianNauer]

Finding a decent picture of me without a drink in my hand is harder than finding a job at this point.

[ian @ianNauer]

About to go to rehab

[ian @ianNauer]

Girls around here have the worst pick-up lines, they're like, "Hey, what's your friends name?" Never works on me ladies.

[ian @ianNauer]

The most unrealistic thing about Harry Potter is that they eventually use all the skills they learn at school.

[ian @ianNauer]

My future ex-wife lives in Tallahassee.

[ian @ianNauer]

When you try to face life's challenges head on.

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

Valentine's Day, the day you find out most of the girls u been fucking actually had boyfriends