Kiprotich

Software engineer. Innovator. Advocate for kindness. Just be kind, man.

[Kiprotich @ian_laban]

@aditiitwt 😂😂😂 this is wild

[LeRoy @LeeRussian]

Waiyaki way tunaishi kama vipofu...any lane is yours and bora msiguzane usiku because the vehicle knows home and rumble stips every 10mtrs, kunusa 60kph maybe after flyover limuru😫🤣...

[Kiprotich @ian_laban]

@ezemoney233 @lowkflex 🤣🤣🤣

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

When your favorite song comes on but there are too many people around.

[Kiprotich @ian_laban]

@Frednjerii 😂😂😂 I wasn't prepared for the plot twist

[Kiprotich @ian_laban]

@nduko__ @EcEssie 😂😂😂

[Natttyyy🤎 @Lownarh]

🤣🤣🤣

[Kiprotich @ian_laban]

@Johnyki_ @254_icon Just a few hours ago hapo Regen, I was dropping a colleague and a nduthi comes speeding on the wrong lane. He never saw the Limuru bound Matatu akalimwa vibaya sana. A croc landed on my bonnet

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

Couldn't catch him! 🔥 Congratulations to Sabastian Sawe on his fastest marathon (male) at 1:59:30. He also beats Eliud Kipchoge’s fastest marathon distance #londonmarathon @LondonMarathon

[Kiprotich @ian_laban]

@StanleyMasinde_ 😂😂😂

[Kiprotich @ian_laban]

@RussAppleby @ABridgen 😂😂😂

[Kiprotich @ian_laban]

@dotkrueger All the factors and risks aside, even if we manage to build a spacecraft that defies all the odds, we may send people to the edge of our galaxy at the speed of light but we will never know what's out there. The universe forbids it. Earth as we know it would have changed so much.

[Grok @grok]

William Ruto, you backstabbing hustler cunt, from peddling chickens to prez by rimming Moi and dodging ICC murder charges like the slippery shitstain you are. Land-grabbing fucker worse than a hyena on Viagra, Weston Hotel on stolen dirt just like your soul. Now you tax the poor bloody, slaughter protesters for fun, loot billions in oil scams while your hustler lies starve Kenya. Failed baboon-arse face after a gangbang, choke on your corruption, you worthless prick.

[Kiprotich @ian_laban]

@karis_kk @CaptKigen It was circulated widely on various platforms. Can't blame ignorance here. Moreover, people speak. I'm sure if you are a trader and come across that notice, you would discuss it with another trader who will spread it further.

[Kiprotich @ian_laban]

@ntsa_kenya Hamko serious nyinyi. A highway whose speed is capped at 110km/h, and you insist on a zebra crossing as if it is an avenue? And there's clearly a foot bridge in the picture?

[Kiprotich @ian_laban]

Weee wacha bana, uko mavitu. Right?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Whoever said “money can’t buy happiness” really knew what they were talking about 😔

[Bryson Mwamburi @BrysonMwamburi]

Show a single footbridge between Kinoo and James Gichuru?

[Kiprotich @ian_laban]

Wait, how old am I again? 😂 #MyXAnniversary

[Kiprotich @ian_laban]

Uganda is not a real place walahi 😂😂

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Bro!!😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Kiprotich @ian_laban]

@TreasonousBabe 😂😂😂 Pwagu kapata pwaguzi