The Bearded Brewer

Brewer 🍻 | Biotechnologist 👨🏽‍🔬 | Fitness Enthusiast 🏋🏽‍♂️ | Coffee Addict ☕️ | Cinephile 🎥

[The Bearded Brewer @ian_mutisi]

Zimbabwe might be struggling but the miz is thriving

[🐈‍⬛🎃America Is Musty🎃🐈‍⬛ @DragonflyJonez]

“It was a conspiracy”

My brother, you had Ayo Technology going up against I Wonder and Flashing Lights. You never stood a chance.

[T. @confusedtayo]

One of my favourite Harry Potter loopholes doesn't even involve magic. It involves exploiting the Muggle economy.

Hagrid tells us there are 17 Sickles to a Galleon. Sickles are silver, Galleons are gold. Simple enough.

Except gold and silver don't have a fixed exchange rate in the Muggle world. Their market value fluctuates constantly. Before 1900, the gold-to-silver ratio averaged around 16:1, which is pretty close to the wizarding world's 17:1 rate. Throughout much of the twentieth century, however, it averaged around 45:1.

See where this is going?

Wait until the market heavily favours gold. Melt your Galleons down and sell the gold in the Muggle world. Use the money to buy as much silver as possible, then take that silver to Gringotts and have it converted into Sickles.

Finally, exchange those Sickles for Galleons at the fixed 17:1 rate.

Congratulations. You've potentially turned a small pile of wizarding gold into a much larger pile of wizarding gold, simply by exploiting the difference between Muggle market prices and Gringotts' fixed exchange rate.

No Dark Arts. No Horcruxes. No elaborate schemes.

Just precious metals, a fixed exchange rate and a wizard who understands arbitrage.

The real question is why nobody in the wizarding world seems to have built an entire financial empire around this.

[Shree @kshreerang_]

If I bowl and get a wicket like this I will be telling the story of this wicket to my grandkids until they are bored everytime.

[Ravi @ravimane53]

Outrageous ball from Tom Taylor 🤯

First ball of the innings and George Thomas has no idea.

This is why cricket is the best sport.

Be honest… would you have survived this?

[BroBro🇦🇺🏇🏻 @realRick_AUS]

Most appropriate use of AI I’ve seen yet

[Yinks Swaguu🐐🤍 @therealyinks1]

Doku will dribbles you 12 times and say its all God’s work 😂😂

[isaiah @tlop444]

made in paris deluxe and lucki archive tape this friday

[🅿️i'erre 🅱️ourne @pierrebourne]

Deluxe this Friday

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Trevon Diggs was talking trash to Mike Evans so he grabbed him to look at the back of his jersey to see who he was lmaoo

I’M CRYING 😂😂😂

[Mohamed @MoeSquare]

I wanna see Claude do it on a cold, rainy night in Stoke

[Heismide✨🔝 @i_am_olamide1]

“On my way to go and wash plates”

Mom: Go and wash those plates. 😭

[Greeze @DeeGreezy]

The Splash Niggas

[acce @accekid]

"Are you able to work under pressure"

Me who used to write the homework while the teacher is collecting it:

[Sgantsontso 🇿🇦❤️ @africandexter]

does your village know you bat number 10 for your school?

[Employee Tears @EmployeeTears]

I can’t call someone a dumb fuck at work, so instead I say, “walk me through your thought process”

[International Kandizzle ✈️ @KingKandoro]

HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKING,

This man is trying to include us as witnesses to a case that will undoubtedly end up before the courts. 😭

[teen vampire, aged 40 @witchesflight]

Sauron tracking the Ring

[Dahn.K @EKabanda]

The person who stole my shoes yesterday while i was on a bouncing castle at the mall please grow up

[T G J @thatguysjokes]

Man City’s lawyer winning 1 out of the 115 charges

[Jogo Bonito @ufcfooty]

The Premier League saw Man City selling Savio for £85 million and that was the final straw