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@Jacb_M Like fr

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I’ve got elite baal knowledge

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@Jacb_M True

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My brain is hungry for a sleep burger

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My brain is hungry for a sleep sandwich

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This is a blast from the past but also the future and the present

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Washing my dishes with cold water so they don’t shrink

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Twink fatale

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They say the blue guy touch the other blue guy that why the Blue Man Group quiet

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(Trying a new variation of get a load of this guy) take this guy’s load

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@Jacb_M Uh oh

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I’m not showering before bed. Don’t even care that I went in the lake. Need to do short film work tomorrow morning. I was only a little in the lake

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I have not slept in 39 hours. I wrote three bangers that turned out exactly as I’d hoped.

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(With the same intonation and cadence that one would say “heavy is the head that wears the crown” with) Heavy is the guy from tf2

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@Jacb_M 😊

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I’m always very tense on those automatic flushing toilets. One wrong move in front of the sensor and it’s flushing really aggressively, spraying poop water on my ass and balls.

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@Jacb_M If we let them take the em dash they’ll come for all our punctuation

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@Jacb_M 😎

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@Jacb_M I do and that’s awesome. I’m coffee shop reading rn