Jacob

Known for my jarring conversational skills

[Jacob @Jacb_M]

don't cry over spilled milk. smile because it happened

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Mental health tip Get on Twitter immediately after Opening Your Eyes in the morning and Don’t get out of bed until you have Scrolled Aimlessly for at least 2 Hours

[Jacob @Jacb_M]

i go to the gym just playing with stuff

[Jacob @Jacb_M]

miss him in mn ngl

[soy @soygIaze]

yeah i can’t not root for KAT

[Jacob @Jacb_M]

for you getting local

[Grant Bilse @WiscoGrant]

this weekend made it clear that I don’t have the money, style or disposition to recreate properly in Green Lake, WI

[Jacob @Jacb_M]

wemby get in the pool you gotta swim a mile every day

[SK⚡️ @raptalksk]

Mitch Johnson & De’Aaron Fox cost the Spurs everything that shit is unforgivable

[Jacob @Jacb_M]

brunson earned that

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

A lot of the core appeal of Harry Potter was the fantasy of going to a wealthy coed boarding school

[Jacob @Jacb_M]

i enjoy my brain zaps idk

[audrey ☻. @bi_eraser]

i dont think people, especially not neurotics, should be taking a medication whose primary physical withdrawal symptoms are something known as "brain zaps"

[Jacob @Jacb_M]

this was my theory. they are stealing it

[intercogg. @danghentschel]

Math is wrong.

[Jacob @Jacb_M]

whats the word on major 7 in melody b7 in a chord

[Jacob @Jacb_M]

he was clearly tickling wemby

[Shabazz 💫 @ShowCaseShabazz]

WEMBY JUST SHOVED BRUNSON LMFAOOOO WTF

[Jacob @Jacb_M]

I thought I heard that but i was like surely he's talking about something else

[Jimmy Traina @JimmyTraina]

Some people paid $10,000 to be inside MSG tonight.

Others of us got to hear Charles Barkely say, “Those are more like Cardi D’s” for free.

[Jacob @Jacb_M]

beware and guillotine are two of the coolest sounding songs I have heard. first time i listened i did not recognize any of the samples

[CANARY @dustyf1n1sh]

unfortunately ex military turns into "haha spot the cool sample" basically right away, started there

[Nancy Comics by Ernie Bushmiller @JohnnyCallicutt]

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
June 8,1950

[Jacob @Jacb_M]

D1 college pitching is the most underwhelming thing i have seen

[Jacob @Jacb_M]

i am a sex positive member of gen z and i miss my girlfriend and someday once again she will nest in my arms and I will be warm and feel some cold on my back instead of the neutral humid heat that wears on my body when I am alone

[Jacob @Jacb_M]

4th quater brunson

[Jacob @Jacb_M]

got confused and gave a duck a bunch of money for electricity

[Jacob @Jacb_M]

the difference between me and skubal is 2 inches and 80 pounds and I genuinely believe that I would have similar velocity if i could put that weight on. unfortunately my elbow would likely turn into a sort of paste if i went about 93

[Tony Paul | Detroit News @TonyPaul1984]

#Tigers ace Tarik Skubal getting in some early, flat-ground throwing before today’s game in Chicago.