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It’s a parade in my city!

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OMG..

The LGBTQ crowd is mad because Squiddy's Tiddies are stealing their attention during Pride Month.

😂💀

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Hey, ladies… 😜

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Proposed by: @RapperGoku
Voted for by: @Spongester98
@MinisterKrabs2
@BBNewsStation
@GregHeffley2011
@WaltuhMeth
@LocalSquidward
@tweetgloveworld

No opposing votes were cast.

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🚨BREAKING: The council has passed a new law increasing educational funding as well as starting the rebuilding process of all playgrounds around the country, especially with it getting closer to summer!

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From election rigging allegations to nationwide riots to a food poisoning epidemic: here is your weekly recap of Bikini Bottom’s most important news stories👇
https://t.co/XLYUqJYHl0

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Council members who voted in favor of the proposal:
@WaltuhMeth (introduced it)
@RapperGoku
@PerchPerkinsAcc
@LocalSquidward
@GregHeffley2011
@tweetgloveworld
Council members who voted against the proposal:
@Voiceshearer

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🚨BREAKING: The Bikini Bottom Council has passed new requirements for farms that sell products to businesses! It will require vaccination of livestock and annual inspections of farms!

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This was a result of the food poisoning incident several days ago which resulting in several cases of sickness across Bikini Bottom. Farms are now expected to follow these, and if they don’t they will not be allowed to sell to certain businesses.

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That was the last we ever heard of Squidward. He died that night.

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Even though this has made many ill, there are no true laws against unhygienic farming practices. A Bikini Bottom Council member has reported to us that this will be “our top priority to get farming regulations passed.“

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🚨BREAKING: The investigation into Bikini Bottom food contamination has found it all originates from a large farm located in rural Kelp Bottom! This farm is used heavily by restaurants but doesn’t properly keep its livestock and crops hygienic, resulting in food poisoning.

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Even though this made many ill, there are no true laws against unhygienic farming practices. A Bikini Bottom Council member has reported to us that this will be on “our top priority to get farming regulations passed.”

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🚨BREAKING: The Council has launched an investigation to the food-spread illness spreading around Bikini Bottom. More info to come.

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@RapperGoku This comes after a long thought process, but Judge Goku says he feels that this decision could be more helpful to the community, while also considering the circumstances of SpongeBob's crimes, stating that he was scared and under duress.

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EVEN MORE 🚨BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Judge Goku has allowed SpongeBob SquarePants to finish his sentence doing community service in the mines! He says "As the official judge in case BB-33561, I hereby allow Mr. SquarePants to serve the remainder of his sentence in the mines."

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🚨BREAKING: The Bikini Bottom Court with approval from officials has released a transcript of the court proceedings during case BB-33561, the people of Bikini Bottom v. SpongeBob SquarePants. View it here:
https://t.co/eH7LSn0eP5

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🚨BREAKING: Cases of illness coming from food has been reported all across Bikini Bottom, but primarily stemming from restaurants located in Downtown Bikini Bottom and its surrounding areas. Primary symptoms include upset stomach, vomiting, and diarrhea.

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🚨BREAKING: For unknown reasons, ROCK Party member and former candidate SpongeBob SquarePants has been SUSPENDED from Twitter! It is unknown why, but it is likely because of his riot threats.