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Exceptional finance professional for corporate clients. Big Crystal Palace fan & follower of Saracens RFC, keen golfer. #borninsouthlondon

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@NickPhilpot63 @FYPFanzine Wow 🤩

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@ACL_Soccer @TheKitmanUK Tease! 😛

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@ACL_Soccer @TheKitmanUK That is a thing of beauty 😍

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@BroadcastMoose I like the jeans & the belt! 🤣

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@Valeria_cruz84 Beautiful 😍

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@CPFC_BW @PalaceReport Ooh, I like the look of that! 🤩

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@Valeria_cruz84 Beautiful lady x

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@abmarkman Looks amazing 🤩

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@Sporf & left him on the bench!

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@JHFootballAgent Well done on your exclusive

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@FabrizioRomano OMG 😦

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@epicsp0ranIari I was there!

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@4thOfJuly365 Well said!

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Being a lifelong Palace fan, it was a joy to complete my trio of Palace prints with this UEFA Conference League Winners Illustration. If you’d like to grab one, it is now available here: https://t.co/VIfmoVbBej it’ll make the perfect father’s day gift and you can get 10% of with the code PALACE26, Or you can get 3 for the price of two (no code required). #cpfc #UECLfinal #Palace 🦅

[ClamFan @Clam_Fan]

A husband who left home to play golf at 8:30 a.m. doesn’t return until 6:00 p.m. He knows he’s about to face the wrath of his wife.

As he opens the door, his obviously miffed wife says, “Where have you been? You said you’d be done with golf by 1:00 p.m. and home hours ago!”

The red-faced man stammers, “I’m really sorry, honey. I can tell you why I’m so late, but you’re only going to be even more angry with me.”

Now completely frosted, the wife says, “I want the truth, and I want it NOW!”

The husband says, “Okay, fine. We finished in just over four hours, then decided to get a beer in the clubhouse. I hopped in the car and would have been here by 1:00 p.m., but on the way home I spotted a pretty young woman struggling with a flat tire. I stopped and changed it for her. As I was wrapping up, she offered me money. Of course I said no, but she insisted on buying me a drink at the bar up the road. She was so nice that I agreed. Before long, one drink turned into three. She was quite beautiful, and when she suggested we go have a quickie at the no-tell motel next to the bar, I couldn’t resist. We got into a room, clothes started flying, and we had wild monkey love in every position imaginable. It must have gone on for a couple of hours, because when I looked up, the clock said 5:30 p.m. So I quickly dressed, jumped in the car, sped home, and here I am. You wanted the truth. There it is.”

The pissed-off wife, now realizing she’s married a complete imbecile, says, “Bullshit! You played 36 holes, didn’t you!”