Ian Murdoch

Cat enthusiast. Northern Powerhouse. Winner of St Anne's Junior School sack race 1987, 1988, 1989, 1990.

[Ian Murdoch @ianandrewjohn]

@SophyRidgeSky Season after next. 🦉

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

This how Jack & Rose shoulda been on that piece of board in Titanic

[Ian Murdoch @ianandrewjohn]

@Couttie_ @TeenageFanclub @GlasgowTramway Hi - do you still have these?

[Ian Murdoch @ianandrewjohn]

@Shiromi2m Hey - how much do you want for the Glasgow ones?

[Ian Murdoch @ianandrewjohn]

@NickdeSemlyen @colintrevorrow Is there footage of this? #releasethemikescatcut

[Le Cinéphiles @LeCinephiles]

Christopher Nolan after killing every single person on the planet so he can accurately show an atomic bomb explosion without cgi

[Ian Murdoch @ianandrewjohn]

@ChrisHewitt What about Mark Stoneman on the moon?

[Ian Murdoch @ianandrewjohn]

@StatsboyeVEVO Because otherwise it would be too long

[Ian Murdoch @ianandrewjohn]

@StatsboyeVEVO They pay for it

[Ian Murdoch @ianandrewjohn]

@EcclesRich Where’s your hat Rich?

[Ian Murdoch @ianandrewjohn]

@WindowsMeUser A basketball isn’t 0.74m tall. That would be 2ft 6.

[yosnier @Yosnier_]

mind u Mario is supposed to sound like this

[thusi @SMTElitist]

dam he goin off

[Ian Murdoch @ianandrewjohn]

@shaunclinton @MarkMorrison7 Don’t forget my fruit jooooooosssss

[Ian Murdoch @ianandrewjohn]

@worksoptownfc Tigers on Tour in Oslo.

[Ian Murdoch @ianandrewjohn]

@JackDalyCo It was a long time ago Jack (in a galaxy far far away)

[Georgia Knight @Hadrians_Gate]

“It’s a trap!”

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

u should be able to order a chocolate chip cookie medium rare

[Ian Murdoch @ianandrewjohn]

@shaunclinton The year is 2050. The ice caps have melted. People have developed flippers for feet. Shaun is still playing wordle.