Ibex

Blame it on the boogie.

[Ibex @ianbeckman]

That time I chugged two beers at the same time on the jumbotron at a minor league hockey game

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Next person whose shitty little “service”dog that barks in a restaurant is getting chest compressions whether they need them or not

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What am I doing to remember princess Diana’s death? Nothing. I’m celebrating her life. I’m celebrating it the same way I do every day: By being a beautiful blond with a lot of haters and driving too fast.

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If Trump wants to help this country he should put a tariff on slides

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One thing about me: I’m a little lad who loves berries and cream.

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@kentrell_mid “Shirley Temple, close it”

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Very important research please contribute. Which version do you know more of the lyrics to?

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Cinco de Mayo feels like a holiday invented by teachers who want to get drunk after work and wear a funny hat

[boob dylan @BYUsupersoaker]

tariff would make a beautiful name for a baby boy

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@stevensongs Madness reigns

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Can’t wait to brighten up my child’s birthday party

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About to take home the bingo prize at coworker’s baby shower. Easy.

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@JeremyMonjo It is time

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Sending back my dirty shirley because I can’t taste the olive juice

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Todd Bowles always looks like he’s watching his 17 year old daughter attempt to parallel park

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Dabo has beans for brains

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@Schmrgl @ConnorMook_

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@BarstoolBigCat Fried pickle chips or spears?

[Ibex @ianbeckman]

My dad is really destructive and a strong chewer, does anyone know which of these toys would be safest for him?